Enough of that long ass entry 
Guess what jasper just did? -She just shaveddddd mmmm sooo smooth. But we're having a party, and im thinking about wearing a skirt, so i gotaa be nice and smooth and sexay ya know man? I know the guys will relate to this most of all, huh? you like having freshly shaven legs? Bye bye arm pit hair, it was fun, but never more. I hate arm pit hair on me usually, on other girls it can be sexay.. but on me.. no no. but for some unknown reason it was kinda cute htis time.. untill i shaved that shit all off!
bow chicka' east breezy beautiful cover girl.
I'm telling 'The girl' i like her tonight. shes not going to recipricate, and oh well. not to sound like an egotistical bitch, but lots of people like me 'IN THAT WAY' ahhha ahah. funny. And yah, so if she doesnt oh well, we're friends and that's also cool.
sho-shana called me this morning and i didnt get to talk to her because i was asleep, and she called form some unknown number in which i no longer have on my phone...sooo i hope shes ok, im kinda worried about her because i have to worry about my seductress!! and everyone i konw, knows not to call me untill at least 7pm, coz im a sleepn' the day away.. so, yah, im kinda worried about her.
ANNND GUESS WHO JUST CALLED??? 'The girl' yes, sir THE FAT LADY HATH SANG HER SONG!!.. i told her i liked her. And her responce to that was 'I think you're really cute, but im straight' -The End. I did it, i found out. and no longer am i worried about it, and i feel a lot better knowing.
*does jasper dance* haha 'bathory; *does jasper dance some more* I shaved my arm pits! i shaved i know it! i shaved i show it! *snaps fingers and walks off*
SO motherfuckers!! whats yr plans tonight?? hm? hm? what are they? tell me or be eatn alive by the jasper monter! *raurr*
Question of this day is this: Why do want what we know we can't have? I do it all the time, pshh look at my crushy list.. i crush those whom i cannot attain. says the chicken.
moc YEAH ing YEAH bird YEAH 
aight yo! Im off to get dolled up for the night of jasper festivities!
~LoVe Ze Pirate whore forever more
-Its favorite girl rotation time!! w00t says the vomiting man
UpDate: -Go look at the new pics i uploaded a minute ago, from last night. yumyum the CUTEST BOY!, i have a crush on. the girl i use to like
-Anddd mine and cinders tribute to Kiscica wha wha?
Everyone should e-mail meeeeee right away! you'll be happy you did. xo
Guess what jasper just did? -She just shaveddddd mmmm sooo smooth. But we're having a party, and im thinking about wearing a skirt, so i gotaa be nice and smooth and sexay ya know man? I know the guys will relate to this most of all, huh? you like having freshly shaven legs? Bye bye arm pit hair, it was fun, but never more. I hate arm pit hair on me usually, on other girls it can be sexay.. but on me.. no no. but for some unknown reason it was kinda cute htis time.. untill i shaved that shit all off!
bow chicka' east breezy beautiful cover girl.
I'm telling 'The girl' i like her tonight. shes not going to recipricate, and oh well. not to sound like an egotistical bitch, but lots of people like me 'IN THAT WAY' ahhha ahah. funny. And yah, so if she doesnt oh well, we're friends and that's also cool.
sho-shana called me this morning and i didnt get to talk to her because i was asleep, and she called form some unknown number in which i no longer have on my phone...sooo i hope shes ok, im kinda worried about her because i have to worry about my seductress!! and everyone i konw, knows not to call me untill at least 7pm, coz im a sleepn' the day away.. so, yah, im kinda worried about her.
ANNND GUESS WHO JUST CALLED??? 'The girl' yes, sir THE FAT LADY HATH SANG HER SONG!!.. i told her i liked her. And her responce to that was 'I think you're really cute, but im straight' -The End. I did it, i found out. and no longer am i worried about it, and i feel a lot better knowing.
*does jasper dance* haha 'bathory; *does jasper dance some more* I shaved my arm pits! i shaved i know it! i shaved i show it! *snaps fingers and walks off*
SO motherfuckers!! whats yr plans tonight?? hm? hm? what are they? tell me or be eatn alive by the jasper monter! *raurr*
Question of this day is this: Why do want what we know we can't have? I do it all the time, pshh look at my crushy list.. i crush those whom i cannot attain.
says the chicken.
moc YEAH ing YEAH bird
YEAH
aight yo! Im off to get dolled up for the night of jasper festivities!
~LoVe Ze Pirate whore forever more
-Its favorite girl rotation time!! w00t says the vomiting man
UpDate: -Go look at the new pics i uploaded a minute ago, from last night. yumyum the CUTEST BOY!, i have a crush on. the girl i use to like
-Anddd mine and cinders tribute to Kiscica wha wha?
Everyone should e-mail meeeeee right away! you'll be happy you did. xo
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but it's all about personal opinion
and I'm fine .. I've just been is a bit of a rut for a little while now. I think I figured it out though (like 20 minutes ago) but it could just be sleep deprivation kicking in, so I'm not going to spill the beans just yet (or go to work today for that matter)
and as for a bacon eating contest .. oh, you are so on. I have to warn you though, back in the day it was pretty common for me to sit and eat a whole packages of bacon at a time .. I am a lover of meat by-probucts, and crisp salty bacon is one of my favorites .. we should make an event of the thing .. rent some venue, sell tickets, and make a video .. we could get radio stations to promote us by airing smack-talk ("I've been eating bacon, or pig as I like to cal it, since she was still in diapers. sure I heard she ate like 3 pounds in as many days, but like my momma always used to say 'the proof is in the pudding, puddin")