Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhakin' like a twat pissn razor blades 
-ohhhhh Matt skibba, im dripping with lust juices.
-ive got a big fat fuckn bone to pick with you my darling'
My fuckn head looks SmAsheD in my profile pic! we can't have that now can we? hah. meh, who cares... i just keep noticing it..
SOOOOOOOO.... guess who needs to shave her armpits? theyr not too bad actually.... not at all ike a mans.... but im too lazy to shave them.. i hate hair though... i have to shave everythinggggggg.... all of it!! gone gone gone. Mmmm the freshly shaved feeling... its like 8000 orgasms all at the same time..
I created a couple funky fresh MARIE Desktops last night, theyr so ameture but i lke them a lot.. I need took hook my compy in my room up to a phone jack for a minute so i can attempt to submit them, and i wanna work on some of Stacie, LE, Kiscica, Erin, Katie, Twwly, Cinder, Bryn,.. christ..nevermind this i could go on forever... i wanna work on tons more... i need photoshop tho, im using like 4 different programs right now.. but its all in good fun, when its 4am and theyrs notihg else to do..keeps me up untill 10am every morning though, but its worth it to see what i can create
had a party last night... but only bones came over... and she brought presents!!!
yum-yum Burrito... i love how im such a fuckn weirdo, i eat 3 different meats all together and love it. yum yum.....
Random fact: Taco bell uses liver in theyr taco meat to add flavoring
hungry now?
Everyone should go *HUMP* Sebsis....becauuuuuuuuse. he deserves a good humpn' coz he's a nice guy. wha wha?
I had a dream last night about Kiscica it was really weird, i think Zarina was in it too and my friend bones... tisk tisk tisk.. ant say what happened in it.. because i dont remember, i rmember kiscica and zarina and bones and i..and it being a pain in the ass to get into canada and an even bigger pain in the ass to get out, because one of us lost our passport. and that is all i remember.
Who wants presents??? It will take 30-40 buisness days, but im planning ahead.
alright twat masta' funk! -Im out!
ps- Berlin - The Metro..is a fuckn great song.. and reminds me a lot of a video game.
whatta rambling beassst i am.
Ok, im shutting up now... i shall report back when something happens!
love de pirate whore
ALRIGHT!!!!!! -EDIED: To sayyyyyy that im a giddey twwatica erotica ahhh. Dont you hate it when you're around someone SO beautiful that you can't stop that annoying redness and grim that happens only around extrealy intelligant and beautiful women??? ughhh... i hate it. Im seriously STILL grining...its been like almost an hour and im still filled with a BIG grin and a cheesy smile and completely giddey.... its absolutley insane..
so this is what just happend an hour ago.... Bones came over and we went for our midnight walk around town... and i was like 'Hey! Jenn is at the bar tonight, and i havent seen her in forever, you feel like goin'? and she was like 'sure' Sooo we hearded back to my house where i had like 5mins to get ready because last call is at 1am so i had to hurry because it was 10 after 12.. so i call jenn up to see if she was still theyr and she was like 'yah, you should come up' and i asked how much it was because we all know, im seriously broke badly and she was like 'its 4$, but i can get you in for free' soooooo we get theyr and bones get a glass of beer, and jenn was lke 'what are you getting?' and iw as like 'nada, im just going to hang out, im broke untill next week' so she goes to her table and comes bakc and is like 'Ok, what do you want?' and i was like, 'im ok' and she wa slke 'ok, im ordering soemthing for you' and bones was like 'get a stine' and im retarded and didnt know what that was, so i was like 'sure, that sounds fine' so i get one and its this hugeee fuckn glass of beer. so we go to the table she was sitting at and we're talking, and she had this knot in her muscle she said really hurt..and there was this guy theyr who i guess likes her and maybe she likles him and she kept sayin that her miscle was killing her.. and the guy want doing anything about it.. so i got up and went around the table and was like ' Ok, this is in a totally non-sexual way' and i gave her a little massage.. andi was all fumbley and shit because i lke her right? and im all giddey and retareded around girls i like... and gah, i said it was in a non-sexual way incase she doesnt like me back.. and yah, i dont know DAMNIT!! i hate being all giddey... damn cute girls! and she looked and smelt sooo fuckn good. so anyway night goes on... and heres stumbley jasper all blush a roo and it wouldnt go away.. and we were talking about oral fixations and shit and she was like i get like that too when i drink and she kept goin on about how soft her hands were and how soft her clothes were and how smooth her legs were and IT KILLED ME!! you cant do that to someone!! there should be a law agianst that... sooo night goes onand she kept giving me this look, and im sure my blushy giddy little twat was doing it back... at least i hope.. you cant even tell when youre soo fuckn shy and blushy what the hell youre doing at the time, because all you can thingk about is how fuck beautiful this person is..its crazy, really. so all these 'looks' she kept giving me, like in mid-conversationn i kept seeing these looks.... ughhh killed me.. so she gave me shit and made me cug the rest of my beer beause for whatever reason she wanted ot see it... but i oculdnt chug it all because she was watching me and DAMN LEOS!!! thats all i have to say!! damn mars and its closeness with the earth, whihc is making leos SO much stronger and 10 times more attractive and lustful than they all already are... bahh... im soo fuckn giddy right now.. i cant take it. And i dont know if she likes me or not, bones says she does.. cinder says she thinks she does.... Does she? fuck, how do i even know? ... girls are so twisted sometimes, she couldve just been doing what she did just becuse that how she is... and i dont know how to tell. Give me advice!! esp with leos, dude, i place too much apon what someones zodiac sign is.. shes the same sign as the girl who recently seduced me, which might i add was wayy too much fuckn fun. and damnit for me being so damn shy... i mean i guss if the perosn makes the first move i can handle the rest, and for whateer reason with boys i always make the first move... but with girls im too shy and retarded to bull my ball outta my ass and do something.. i wanted to kiss her... i to kiss.... i could kiss 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. and never get bored of it. so, with the leo chick who seduced me, she made the first move...soooo help form Leos right now would be much appricaited...esp Leo females... do you usually make hte first move? or does the person you're interested make it? i figure i grew the balls to give her a massage, i worked it half way... i dont know. We're suppose to hang out tomorrow, but its not a for sure thing... but if i do, i may be sleeping at her house, so if i am.... i dont knnow what the hell im going to do wiht my giddy retarded self.... maybe i need to be drunker? im a lot more open with things when im drunk and i get these BIG fuckn pair of balls and who knows where they come from... but i just have them, and im not half as giddy. soooo to end this little rave.. help help help.
*THis is by far the Longest journal entry i have writtn in possibly my entire life. but, im at a loss, and i need soem help here.. i feel like a dorky asshole. and im kinda drunk. so excuse the typos you mightve encountered during the reading of this entry.
-ohhhhh Matt skibba, im dripping with lust juices.
-ive got a big fat fuckn bone to pick with you my darling'
My fuckn head looks SmAsheD in my profile pic! we can't have that now can we? hah. meh, who cares... i just keep noticing it..
SOOOOOOOO.... guess who needs to shave her armpits? theyr not too bad actually.... not at all ike a mans.... but im too lazy to shave them.. i hate hair though... i have to shave everythinggggggg.... all of it!! gone gone gone. Mmmm the freshly shaved feeling... its like 8000 orgasms all at the same time..
I created a couple funky fresh MARIE Desktops last night, theyr so ameture but i lke them a lot.. I need took hook my compy in my room up to a phone jack for a minute so i can attempt to submit them, and i wanna work on some of Stacie, LE, Kiscica, Erin, Katie, Twwly, Cinder, Bryn,.. christ..nevermind this i could go on forever... i wanna work on tons more... i need photoshop tho, im using like 4 different programs right now.. but its all in good fun, when its 4am and theyrs notihg else to do..keeps me up untill 10am every morning though, but its worth it to see what i can create
had a party last night... but only bones came over... and she brought presents!!!
yum-yum Burrito... i love how im such a fuckn weirdo, i eat 3 different meats all together and love it. yum yum.....
Random fact: Taco bell uses liver in theyr taco meat to add flavoring
hungry now?
Everyone should go *HUMP* Sebsis....becauuuuuuuuse. he deserves a good humpn' coz he's a nice guy. wha wha?
I had a dream last night about Kiscica it was really weird, i think Zarina was in it too and my friend bones... tisk tisk tisk.. ant say what happened in it.. because i dont remember, i rmember kiscica and zarina and bones and i..and it being a pain in the ass to get into canada and an even bigger pain in the ass to get out, because one of us lost our passport.
and that is all i remember.
Who wants presents???
It will take 30-40 buisness days, but im planning ahead.
alright twat masta' funk! -Im out!
ps- Berlin - The Metro..is a fuckn great song.. and reminds me a lot of a video game.
whatta rambling beassst i am.
Ok, im shutting up now... i shall report back when something happens!
love de pirate whore
ALRIGHT!!!!!! -EDIED: To sayyyyyy that im a giddey twwatica erotica
ahhh. Dont you hate it when you're around someone SO beautiful that you can't stop that annoying redness and grim that happens only around extrealy intelligant and beautiful women??? ughhh... i hate it. Im seriously STILL grining...its been like almost an hour and im still filled with a BIG grin and a cheesy smile and completely giddey.... its absolutley insane..
so this is what just happend an hour ago.... Bones came over and we went for our midnight walk around town... and i was like 'Hey! Jenn is at the bar tonight, and i havent seen her in forever, you feel like goin'? and she was like 'sure' Sooo we hearded back to my house where i had like 5mins to get ready because last call is at 1am so i had to hurry because it was 10 after 12.. so i call jenn up to see if she was still theyr and she was like 'yah, you should come up' and i asked how much it was because we all know, im seriously broke badly and she was like 'its 4$, but i can get you in for free' soooooo we get theyr and bones get a glass of beer, and jenn was lke 'what are you getting?' and iw as like 'nada, im just going to hang out, im broke untill next week' so she goes to her table and comes bakc and is like 'Ok, what do you want?' and i was like, 'im ok' and she wa slke 'ok, im ordering soemthing for you' and bones was like 'get a stine' and im retarded and didnt know what that was, so i was like 'sure, that sounds fine' so i get one and its this hugeee fuckn glass of beer. so we go to the table she was sitting at and we're talking, and she had this knot in her muscle she said really hurt..and there was this guy theyr who i guess likes her and maybe she likles him and she kept sayin that her miscle was killing her.. and the guy want doing anything about it.. so i got up and went around the table and was like ' Ok, this is in a totally non-sexual way' and i gave her a little massage.. andi was all fumbley and shit because i lke her right? and im all giddey and retareded around girls i like... and gah, i said it was in a non-sexual way incase she doesnt like me back.. and yah, i dont know DAMNIT!! i hate being all giddey... damn cute girls! and she looked and smelt sooo fuckn good. so anyway night goes on... and heres stumbley jasper all blush a roo and it wouldnt go away.. and we were talking about oral fixations and shit and she was like i get like that too when i drink and she kept goin on about how soft her hands were and how soft her clothes were and how smooth her legs were and IT KILLED ME!! you cant do that to someone!! there should be a law agianst that... sooo night goes onand she kept giving me this look, and im sure my blushy giddy little twat was doing it back... at least i hope.. you cant even tell when youre soo fuckn shy and blushy what the hell youre doing at the time, because all you can thingk about is how fuck beautiful this person is..its crazy, really. so all these 'looks' she kept giving me, like in mid-conversationn i kept seeing these looks.... ughhh
killed me.. so she gave me shit and made me cug the rest of my beer beause for whatever reason she wanted ot see it... but i oculdnt chug it all because she was watching me and DAMN LEOS!!! thats all i have to say!! damn mars and its closeness with the earth, whihc is making leos SO much stronger and 10 times more attractive and lustful than they all already are... bahh... im soo fuckn giddy right now.. i cant take it. And i dont know if she likes me or not, bones says she does.. cinder says she thinks she does.... Does she? fuck, how do i even know? ... girls are so twisted sometimes, she couldve just been doing what she did just becuse that how she is... and i dont know how to tell. Give me advice!! esp with leos, dude, i place too much apon what someones zodiac sign is.. shes the same sign as the girl who recently seduced me, which might i add was wayy too much fuckn fun. and damnit for me being so damn shy... i mean i guss if the perosn makes the first move i can handle the rest, and for whateer reason with boys i always make the first move... but with girls im too shy and retarded to bull my ball outta my ass and do something.. i wanted to kiss her... i to kiss.... i could kiss 24 hrs a day 7 days a week. and never get bored of it. so, with the leo chick who seduced me, she made the first move...soooo help form Leos right now would be much appricaited...esp Leo females... do you usually make hte first move? or does the person you're interested make it? i figure i grew the balls to give her a massage, i worked it half way... i dont know. We're suppose to hang out tomorrow, but its not a for sure thing... but if i do, i may be sleeping at her house, so if i am.... i dont knnow what the hell im going to do wiht my giddy retarded self.... maybe i need to be drunker? im a lot more open with things when im drunk and i get these BIG fuckn pair of balls and who knows where they come from... but i just have them, and im not half as giddy. soooo to end this little rave.. help help help.
*THis is by far the Longest journal entry i have writtn in possibly my entire life. but, im at a loss, and i need soem help here.. i feel like a dorky asshole. and im kinda drunk. so excuse the typos you mightve encountered during the reading of this entry.
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