jasperellah

arghhhh. mt dew and meatatarian burritos...im craving.

SO what the fucks up?

Last night i was reading this book 'how to make it in the music buisness' it actually has quite a bit of pretty good information in it... I'm to the tail end of anais nin- delta of venus, deffinantly one of my fav books. Now, i need to get the diaries, and i'll be set.

SO, anyway i was reading that book and cinder comes up to my room and says 'Are you expecting people?' and said 'No, just bones' hah that sounded funny....shit. So, anyway.. cinder was like 'well theyrs 2 guys and a gothy looking girl here to see you' so i go down stairs..... and its my friend karen who i havent seen in fuckn decades! who didnt even know where i lived.. so it was fun times! she's so fuckn hot too, i missed her... you would all love her...shes my little smelly hippie so yah, and the two guys were my friend ryan and my matt... who i haent seen in awhile either..then my friend luke showed up...such cute boys, i love them my babies.

so yah, we hung out in my room and i showed them some of the desktops i've created lately (i needed a hobbie) I made a pretty simple one of Elara Cinder says i should submit butttttt, my compy is dial-up and i lack a phone line in my room, and my disk drive isnt installed... and i need to figure out how to install it.. but yah, so if i can get if off my comp and onto this one, i'll submit it.

Lasssst night... i ate a really good burritoone of my bestfriends, bones made me it was a meatatarian burrito. yum

and i watched a porno called '18 and lost in new york' NEVER EVER EVER rent or buy it, as you will surely pull your eye balls out of theyr socketts and end up loking a little somethin' like him ~~> ..its so boring.... its like the caucasian versian of 'soulful food' except its fuckn BORING... some bleach blonde twat master is stickin' rolling pins up her twat.. but only sticking in the handle part....... and leaving it theyr?? does penetrate or anything.. and fast forwarding it doesnt work its takes years... because i guess shes at a photos shoot.... except, she doesnt talk.. so its silence..with the handle of a fuckn rolling pin.... its like com' on now bitch, we all know you can fit that whole thing in theyr, you're not fooling anyone..now lets see it! she tried other stuff too... egg plant, break stick, i think it was.. wooden spoon....It was like one of those cooking shows you see al ot of on sundays.. but the cooking shows are a lot more intertaining......

enough of that rant... hmm

what else.. i dont know.. oh oh .. yes, i do. We eventually got sick of 18 and lost in new york.. and decided to watch some movie called Porkys 2 ..whihc was actually more interetaining, if oyu can believe it? ..but like 30 mins into it, it was 5am and bones had to leave.. so we left....

i heard a funny story last night too, i must share wiht you.... My friend Luke said he was camping one night and he saw this daddy long legs crawling around... and he decided to burn it for whatever reason.... so he burnt it and fell asleep again..... when he woke up he said theyr were oooodles and ooodles of daddy long legs crawling all over him!!! so he got up and got out of his tent and was shaking them off of him right? ...he said later he found out that if you burn a daddy long legs they send off this aroma that tell the other daddy long legs that one of them is in danger and they come to wherever it had been burnt..... sounds like a pretty stupid concept to me.... becuse if oyu think about all the mtn fires or even more to the point.... camp fires lit a year.. and daddy long legs that die.... his story is kind of hard to fathom, but i think he was telling the truth. i'll have to look it up, and see cause im a gullible girl sometimes.


wowzers...i've replied to all of you in only an hour and a half hows that for record timing motherfuckers?

alright yo, im offffffffffffffff to find food.... ohhhh the hunger inside me.... i have nothing to eat in my house.... except cream of wheat.. and i hate that shit..reminds me of baby vomit... haha i think the face should be purple and the puke should be green!! bwa ha ha. that icon always reminds me of linda blair...

I think i might date my friend Ryan.... Goodbye little lesbian inside, i must try new things.. I dont know though.. hes a nice guy, he's cute.. but hes not a girl!! thats the only weird thing.. i like him.. hes just not a girl.

ps- i've been trying to upload a couple pics of me in my preppy days with long hair to my ass... streaks and all.... its funny shit... but for some reason its not letting me upload em' ..im going to try agian in a minute.

alright im outta here...

have i told you lately that i love you?

andddd uhmmm

Ps- Sorry to those of you, peart and sebis especially for taking so long to reply to your emails I don't have my own comp, i can use ..so i only have a limited time a day to reply to everyone and emails sadly always get the short end of the stick.. but i appriciate them.. and i willrespond to them really soon, i promise.

pss- Dont you hate it when you go to buy a drink and the 25 cent machine is on the inside of the store, that happens to be closed? so you decide to go to the stupid dollar soda machine to get your lovely mt dew and stick all your change in the machine, and the little light isnt lit, but the tm dew is sold out? so you try to get your change back and the maching wont let you? so you end up gettin code fuckn' red and as you're leaving you notice the doors on the other side of the store are open and you realize you just got one shitty soda, when you couldve gotten 4 shasta moon mists for the same price?