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Sunday Aug 24, 2003

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Hydo ho YO IM BACK FUCKAZskull yr scared..


Soo, I think Cinder is deaf haha, her and daves movie is a loud one, which is distracting me from making this entry a good one. hah. ohh the loveee.

99 red balloonsssssssssss... i want to hump that womans voice. ARRR!!! Pirate jasper humpty humper.

go check out my friend Kendras site And check the madness or i will fuckn' kill youskull kiss ...theyrs cute girls on that site...go go go!

I have an announcement to make bros and hoes! *The message is this* - Kiscica ROCKS YOUR BRAINS......she will rule the world with her beauty and her sweetness to all. -The end. Now everyone go give her a big kiss ...Or you will be cursed with the deadly Jasper virus of hellskull

Who wants to write a biography for me? And crop till' ya drop? -I'm too lazy.. im oooozn' out wiht nothin' to do. -I need to write one for my friend Kevin for his zine and crop and size and send pictures.. I NEED to work on my own computer... i keep putting this off with my procrastonating twat. meh.... soooo who will do it? Just make somethin' up. hah.. funny bitch i am.

I need to go to the dyke bar.. its been almost 6 months since ive been... I have a question for all mmk? My friend Kendra and i were wondering this last night..... Why in the sweet love of liquid plumber do all the manly girls get the hot girls??? I wanna know this before i die..... the answer is unknown. -my friend janette says 'you have to be a bitch to them just so, and you'll have em eattn out of your panties' - Is this true? because i just couldnt do it..... I dont believe in it. for realz my bitches. I think im going dress up like a bull dyke and og to the lesbo bar and see if i can be mean to the girls and find out if it works.........meh.. or maybe ill just dress up like a dyke... but what kind of dyke.....SOOOOOO many to chose from ya know? They really ae 32 flavors and then some... you've got your baseball cap dyke... youve got your og hommie dyke (very common around these parts) you've got your mullet dyke, raver dykes.. punk rawk dykes..and then of course your baseball cap wearn' baggy jeaned, shaved head, t-sirt wearn' dyke..that i suppose would go in the catagory of sporty dyke!
..... ah hahah motherfuckers!! i'm going to create dyke barbie!! hahaha.. that'd be great..then she can comeover while barbie and ken are at work and 'hang out' with skipper. bok

oh the joy.... GUESS what kind of cigarettes i smoke?? hahah - think 'two ligit two ligit to quit' wha wha. yyyup liggets -heard of em? -Shelly and i made up a song about em' -goes a little somethin' like dis' 'two liggett, two liggett to quit' -haha SO trueeee asshole miao!!

babble babble rambleicous...

if you could marry ONE emoticon which one would it be? And why? now now... ONLY pick one. i would pickkk...... the chicken bok

alright shit... im over it. no more of this for tonight... I PROMISE on my pom poms - my next entry will make you wet your panties. skull

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Motherfuckn' Mosquitos!! Why do you want to eat me?? blood sucking vultures!! I can garentee you people i have not only the nile virus but 8 billion other diseas carried by those fuckn bastards! from now on, if i see one im goign to eat it! PAY BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!! first im going to rip off theyr little mosquuito legs and theyr evil little stinger, blood sucker thing..and THEN i'll eat em up! oink

i swear, i look like a fuckn JUNKIE because of them fuckers! mad
xoxoxo

kiss to all.... except.. you.. you ..and ermmm... YOU! hah. fuck.

xoxo






imbleeding:
You should definitely make a movie about all the dirty skanks. There are as many types of skanks as there are dykes.
Oh! About the more butch ones getting hot chicks...every relationship i've seen like that it's the more butch one that just seems to take care of everything. I guess it could be called "mean" in a sense because their really direct and all that shit...But still, you should test out yer theory. Do it for science.
At the bonfire I meant to say their were 50 hippies. Not 5. Otherwise i wouldnt have been so wierded out...
I hope you dont have ebola...EL SUICIDO LOCO
Aug 24, 2003

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