jasperellah

This is me writing in my journal.

what to say what to say... i must say somhting intersting because more and more people are commenting on my bullshit.. am i allowed to say bullshit on this site? granted its a porn site....or somthin' like one.. but i really dont see a lot of 'cursing' on this site... so maybe im breaking the law? fuck who knows.

aight yo- the message is this:

I look like i have some fucked up skin disease, because fuckn tawtty ass mosquitos take it upon themselves to inject theyr west nile virus dump into my person, causing me great itchyness and possible risk of death, if the nile virus so feels like fewding with my body and its immune system...meh, im going to start dressing like a muslim FULL BODY FUCKN ARMOR MOTHERFUCKERS! die die die. and this off shit? ..doesnt work. sorry, nice try..try again. why the hell is it always with utah?!?! West nile virus in utah..not only that but utah county (my county) fuckn creepy shit yo.


Did i mention how much i hate HATE hate fuckn slutty ass whore chicks? serious yo, you think you now someone.... i think im going to go et chekc to be sure my eyes arent going to fall out at any given fuckn moment as a result of some rare std, that im sure htis girl is carying... mothafuka always with the slutty ones, what do these girls all get together and have theseTOP secret contests to see how many fuckn retarded ass girls can bump cock in a night? i can see it now..compairing notes the next morning 'melissa, how many did you screw?' ..'oh 7, 8 .. well do blow jobs count?' christ on a cross kiddies...

im trying to grow out my eyebrows... hahah ohhhh unsex me here! theyrs nothing more attractive than attempting to grow your eyebrows out, after living with them shaved off and drawn on for so long... gah.. i have a weeding to attend though, so i better get crackn' i can see them growing in, and it reminds me of why i shaved them buttholes off in the first place... too much effort plucking them. ive become a master at drawing eyebrows though. yup yup.

watched return of the living dead. It was just as fuckn hilarious as i remembered it to be, and the skinhead kid is a serious clone of my friend zach. good thing they munched his brains out first ay?

had fun last night, had a couple people over. kissed a boy... yah, i talk about how much i hate slutty twats, and here i am whorin' it out talkn about how i kised a boy.. yupppp. thats right motherfuckers. i win!

gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which i desire. :arr:
I think i might bic my head my shanado connor wha wha? its already damn short, i likes it though.

remember the coffee shop girl? did i ever babble about her? yah, well shes a beauty an di liked her for a pretty long time, went on a date type thing with her to this kick ass thai restrant and wathced a movie with her... then all this shit happened and she had to go to nebraska of all places and we lost touch, and i was sad because shes a beauty... yah yah, so she called me up tonight to meet her at the bar, and the goddamn lawyer wont hurry it up wiht my daddys settlement so tha ti can inherrit theyr piece of junk oldsmobile so that i can be so lucky to leave my house every now and then

i smoked 2pks of ciggs last night, and drank 20 beers give or take a few...i feel like my brain is going to drain out of my ear and im going to fall over and die right here on my keybaord.

Who else is in love with ERIN ??? jezuz, can she get any hotter? I garentee my brother will be getting an account to see this new set of hers shes so so so pretty deffinantly one of my fav girls. for the longest time it was erin, katie and elara...before i got an account, now its pretty much every girlon the sites my fav girl.

babble ramble blah blah blah. ...

i walked to the gas station with my friend shelly money last night, at like 6am actually..to get beer can you believe the chevron here doesnt sell alcohol at all? like they dont even carry it!! wtf huh? so shelly and i waslked to the sinclair and got a 12pk and drank drank drank until like 10am, it was great stuff we watched lost and delirious and high art and smoked a pk of cigarettes, liggets even *yum yum* huh? i that girl.. i always tell her she should model for this site..she should! she looks like an Elara clone she rawks, im going to have to get a picture of the bitch and show all of you and you can say how pretty she is and i can tell her you say that and shecan grow the balls to model for this site..shes shy. you'd love her though. fer sho hoe.

doop pi boop pi doo... can ya tell im bored yet?

what else has happened in my life lately....so much.. i with hold information that would make a lot of you jelous i bet... if you were to know the bizz of what i got to do, that you want to do..... but its TOP fuckn SECRET.... so you'll never know.

bah ha ha ..from now on call me Twat masta' jasper ..ohhhh emoticons, how could i ever express myself with out you?

guess what? When i wake up in the morning.. or night rahte,r with the hrs i keep... im like a giggley little girl *if someone else is around to entertain*

I think im going to get an sg tattoo.... because i heard a rumor about somethin' and somethin' else..so im gonna have to ask missy before i go ahead with it... but if the rumor was true, im gonna get an sg tattoo within the next monthish... i have a really good idea for what id want it to look like, but i dont know if it would work.... i'll explain later. But im going to need a decent artist to whip it up ..im not too bad if i actually take my time with drawing something.... i drew a portrait of one of my friends, that had much detail..took awhile, but it looked really good when i was fianlly finished...

i think im done here... i fell last night somewhere when i was goin to the gas station..a hole of some sort... fuckn sucked, i think i broke my leg..both of them actually, and it feels like a fever is comming on..whihc is really going to piss me off..because those damn blasted mosquitos and theyr poisoness juices, if i get a fever its going to be creepy because its a sign of the nile virus..uhh-oh.

im over it. have a good one lovers..i tink im going to go watch little witches, because im a genous and figured out the impossable, which is how to hook up the vhs to the tv, when the connector thinger on the tv is completely riped out and totally fucked..... it took an hr, but now i can wathc all my beloved vhs tapes ive longed for......

sooo what are you doin?



Over n out!
ps- ignore the typos and words that should or shouldnt be in certain spots..i spend my days snorting crack on the block yo. meh. apparently theyr are tons of pictures of my on utpunk.com ....grrrr, its weird when you're on the internet somewhere and you dont even know about it.