jasonxstar

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina
NOFX

I thought that song was hilarious so i posted the lyrics.Not much these past few days,got to hang out with my sis and do some christmas shopping,raining lots here still and i gotta say driving in the rain is a bitch especially during the holidays,so many freaks on the road its nuts!Going to play a few shows this weekend with my band which is awesome and going back to work next week so yah hopefully things will look better after christmas is over!
Have a great weekend everyone..
peace yo
GPK
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you can build your own GarbagePailKid
rocking!