So, I went to this great little shop in downtown Syracuse called "The Hot Shoppe." Let me just say how awesome it was! I made two purchases: 1. A Texas Chili Kit that you add meat, tomato sauce, and water too and some spicy peanuts. Anyways, I love spicy peanuts so I made a purchase of the following product: "The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts." I just thought I would share the information on the can with you --
-The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts-
We warned you. These are seriously fuckin' hot nuts. That's right we said it -- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said "it's like the fiery depths of hell" or "that it's ass-burning" and even "keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas," but that just seems so wordy. These nuts are hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If these nuts burn you intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Sounds good right!!! Check out the company at www.xxxratedhotsauces.com
-The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts-
We warned you. These are seriously fuckin' hot nuts. That's right we said it -- because we had to. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. I suppose we could have said "it's like the fiery depths of hell" or "that it's ass-burning" and even "keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact with sensitive areas," but that just seems so wordy. These nuts are hot as fuck! Succinct, to the point -- no beating around the bush! Honesty is always the best policy, isn't it? If these nuts burn you intensely, don't be afraid to let it out. Scream fuck at the top of your lungs. You'll feel better. There is no better verbal therapy.
Sounds good right!!! Check out the company at www.xxxratedhotsauces.com