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Edit: I forgot, if you live in Kansas and can vote, make sure you go to the polls make sure you vote down the retarded amendment defining marriage as being between only between a man and woman. I mean it's going to pass no matter what cause we live in Kansas and we're a fucking red state, but at least we can try to make our voice heard.

I'm going to be officially old on Friday. 25. Yeesh. I need to practice yelling at kids on my lawn. I can already feel my back forming a nice hump. I'll look like the Professor on Futurama soon enough. skull

So yeah the Pope is dead and so is Terry Schiavo, but the real overlooked tragedy is Mitch Hedberg. I saw him when he was touring with Dave Attell and Lewis Black. He was an awesome comedian.

"I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips"

"I wrote a script for a guy, and he said he liked it but he thought that I need to rewrite it. I said, "Fuck that, I'll just make a copy.""

"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at... "

Rest in peace Mitch.
littlequeenie:
kind of a grim journal entry this time. But that's life...uhm and death I guess.

Have you seen Sin City yet? I went to a special employee screening last week. I looooved it. It so good and violent. If you haven't seen it yet...GO!
Apr 5, 2005
wynne:
Oh, man. That movie was SO freakin' kick ASS!! I was enthralled. wink

Did you ask him how it was?! If I wasn't so deathly afraid of BK, I'd try one myself...
Apr 5, 2005

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