jarfmonster

alright so one of my widsom teeth are coming in a bit more painful then the others. ok, whatever. well this morning i was a brushing my teeth.

i brush hard. mmm.

anyway i think i ripped the gum off the top of my widsom tooth and now its all feeling icky and shit. yea i spit out blood, but i play hockey, when do...
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my first rant. sweet.

this would be better if i could've done this when it first hit me earlier this afternoon, but i was at work and didnt feel like maybe getting in trouble for going on SG at work. whatev!

its about girls.

i love em, but sometimes they just piss me off sooo much.

first topic. i call this the "lightswitch theory". bright...
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i lost my alkaline trio belt during phase 1 of my room overhaul. so i had to find my old dickies belt from when i was a really fat kid. after about 30 minutes of punching belt holes into the 1/2" thick fake leather it doesnt fit through the belt loops.

a dickies belt doesnt fit in beltloops on a dickies pant. great start, eh?

Added some pics. Check em out.

My mother is driving me insane.

She complains about pain every other second. And then at night makes up for the seconds between from earlier in the day.

She had major back surgery. They put a rod in her back and made it fuse with bone or something funky like that. And my mother has a -5 tolerance for pain.

She's taking prescribed narcotics for...
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Hey I don't have cancer!

Rocks, doesn't it? Fretting over the possibility that you have cancer sucks. Getting an ultrasound on your scrotum sucks just as much if not more. But now my berries are medically cleared. If I drank I'd drink to that. If I ate meat I'd eat a steak to that.

I'm horribly attracted to drama chicks. Those girls in high school...
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myspace is for emo whores who enjoy the reflection of themselves taking a picture of themselves.

plus SG allows me to put up as many pictures as i probably ever could.

plus i love you all.

enjoy the pictures my friends. they are a small sample of my life. i do not take many pictures, so whatever is in there is in there.

oh and...
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new pic

i miss the olympics already.

wednesdays are my day off, and have been since the semester started. and every wednesday i promise myself to get my oil changed in my car - since my car sounds like a train now with the loud tapping.

well tuesday nights are my mid-week party nights. late nights of water bongs and playing endless amounts of asshole. then i find myself dragging my feet...
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