jarfmonster

People hate me on Myspace because I'm opinionated.

I'm not fucking opinionated, I'm funny.

I make fun of conservatives, southerners, terrorists, imbiciles, and Bush (who is all four coincidentally).

I make fun of 16 year old girls who run off to Palestine to meet a 20 year old they fell in love with on Myspace.

I make fun of American Idol contestants to come out...
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thanks to the new jersey lottery i am $500 richer.

id sooo get laid if my morals were that low.

alright so school has been over for nearly 3 weeks.

when's it suppose to feel like summer?

this whole growing up thing sucks.

you have to grow into growing up.

i still want 90 days of freedom between spring and fall.

kinda sucks thinking about it.

the childhood and the innocence is over. never again will i have one of those summers. ill be working...
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hey i haven't updated in awhiiiillleeee. in fact, i hadn't been to the site since may 1st until about a day or two ago. it's nice sometimes to come back after like three days and have lots of sets to look through and comment. thankfully i have a year subscription! it ends in august but ive made too many friends not to do it another...
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its been like a month and with the exception of the first episode this last season of the sopranos is reallllly lacking.

It sucks when you wake up one morning and realize that you live and fight for the bad guys.

If present day were Star Wars, I'd be part of the Empire. I'm guessing the rebels would be terrorists. They're no Jedi though.

I miss the old days when people loved America. I didn't mind being hated wherever I went because I'm Jewish, but now because...
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another reason why i hate people.

ben & jerry's had to apologize for naming ice cream "black and tan" because it was the name of a brutal british militia against the irish.

ben & jerry's claim it was completely unintentional. and why would they lie? ben and jerry are practically living saints on earth. yet people still think that they did it on purpose.

let...
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in a perfect world...

i would have either......

a swedish blonde hair blue eyed girlfriend.

or an any haired and eyed dutch speed skater girlfriend.

or just a dutch girl.

ive fallen in love with european women.

why? i haven't a clue.

maybe i've just gotten tired of american girls and their trickery.

if your an american with no penis.... no offense.
if your european...
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adult swim is putting saved by the bell on weekdays at 12 midnight.

those assholes.

i get enough frustration with them constantly pulling shows and adding shows and switching around lineups like a baseball team. but now saved by the bell??!!?!

1. I hate saved by the bell. I hated it before I hated it more for its new-found cult following a couple years ago....
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I'm not a good ex.

If there is such a thing.

Officially I've had 2 major relationships. I don't count the fun inbetween stuff. Each one of those ladies, I have not seen since the breakup (2003 and 2004 respectively). It's been 19 months since the last one. Sounds like a long time, right?

I don't bad-mouth my ex's, but I wouldn't necessarily put the...
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