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Sorry if I sound like a male pig, especially on a website that has tons of hot naked chicks on it.

You know what really grinds my gears?

Women who go on Yahoo!'s adult webcam chatrooms, go on their cam, and don't "show". It's like opening and supermarket and refusing to sell anything. They all have these groups of friends that they have made over...
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We're going to North Korea.

One way or another... An ancient cold war treaty with South Korea has the United States pledging 500,000 ground, air, and naval troops for any war regarding the North. Would there be a draft? With wars going on in Afghanistan, Iraq, and having a large number of active troops securing the border from those terrorist maniacle Mexicans, we're stretched awfully...
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The ex is stalking all my friends and family on Myspace... which means I'm going to get a phonecall or message or whatever from her soon. Probably misses my cock.

I'm confused by people my age who don't work at all but still live. I'd KILLL to not have a job right now, and just enjoy the summer. I want so badly to do something...
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jaime:
Really? That's kinda cool.

Yeah, back to the alcohol thing. It's been a real problem for me. I mean, people give me a real hard time about it. I don't understand. I don't like to fucking drink. I don't want to become a retard LIKE THESE FUCKS! Don't they know it ACTUALLY causes brain damage?
ontothenext:
Hell yeah! Sounds like a good plan!!!
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I know most of whoever reads this doesn't care, but I'm going to review a video game.

But of course I'm going to tell it the long way.

Every now and then I get into trends when it comes to video games. For awhile the trend was Madden 2006. Now for the past week it has been Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. We have 3 and...
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ontothenext:
Relationships are a waste of time, its alot easier to whore yourself. yeah i dont know about video games...
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Oh boy.

I'm so bored.

I need to get laid. Or some sort of sexual activity where I'm not both the initiator and the key roleplayer in the end.

I've never been one to download a lot of music. Even for being in a band and stuff I don't listen to much music. I have three bands that are always in rotation in my car......
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ontothenext:
ohhh that does sound like it feels good!!! well i bet you're better by now...

anyways... i love your reading your blog...
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I'm alive!

I spent another sleepless night about my house blowing my nose. I've ran out of tissues... so I've had to resort to napkins, which ended up with me having rubbed 14 layers of skin off my nostrils, which are tender and red.

I did what I said and rose a champion today at 5:30pm. Starting at about 4am today I laid down and...
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I'm listening to the Weezer blue album so loud my monitor is flickering.

Not to mention I'm so hopped up on Tylenol sinus I can feel the blood flowing through the capillaries in my ears.
I've got a wicked sinus problem, I'm no junkie.

It expired this month, and I can tell. It's not as strong, my head is still kinda swimy. Whatev man. Whatev....
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ontothenext:
feeling better??
ontothenext:
wait... if you drinking all that water... and you dont get up to go to the bathroom... what do you do??????????


heheh i hope you're starting to feel better...
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I feel better today. I still want a girl, but I'm not killing myself over my lack of vagina.

im not that emo anymore. not like i used to be back in the day. but i think that was trendy emo. well... not sure. i havent had my heart broken in awhile... but back in those days it happened much more frequently... so maybe it...
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ontothenext:
HAHAHA i spit my drink all over the place when i read


but I'm not killing myself over my lack of vagina.



umm... yay??? the answer to your question is that girls are stupid... they want what they can't have and when you're taken... it makes you that much more attractive... stupid stupid girls.

i feel that way too sometimes. like im young....but im wasting my time in classroom for no reason... i want to be running naked thru the woods... hahaha or something like that...

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I had this complete emotional outburst of my feelings all typed out then Internet Explorer had an internal error and I lost it all.

It went something like this..

Need girlfriend.
Life sucks.
I need a band.
Life sucks.
Internet Explorer sucks.
Waa Waa Waaaaa emo.

Life sucks. ARRR!!!
ontothenext:
ooooooh. yeah? exactly how much would you pay?? wink wink wink

haha girlfriends just get in the way... get a hooker.
i play bass... what do you play?
Internet explorer RULES!!! hahaha
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MAN'S ENEMY IS TIME!

Time, mein freundin, is the killer of men's sex lives. Not time in a life-time sense, but in a worldly sense.

Back in the Middle Ages men were relied upon for the sex. Women did not have the freedoms they do now... like freedom of thought and such. Sure some sluts fisted themselves, but the female population as a whole did...
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