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how's this for karma?

my mom has been unemployed for over a year. her last job fucked up her back and she was having all types of pills and therapies until eventually she had back surgery in feburary. so she finally gets a job. she gets a job at this hardware store in town.

funny enough my ex's mom works there! when we were going...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha i love karma... so good
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I hope this doesn't make me look like an asshole...

Alright, I have a problem. I don't know how to act around "special" people. I don't know why! I just get very uncomfortable around them. There's this kid at the college. We went to the same high school, and when the kid sees me he tries starting these 3 hour conversations about plane food or...
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jarfmonster:
technically i have, but rejected that and claimed my virginity again. its a long story, but makes sense if i were to tell you the whole story.
i_am_over_this:
you shall have to tell me sometime...
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im bored. tomorrow is my day off. i dont know how ill spend it yet.
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apple:
Heh Defiance Ohio is an awesome band! They will be at the church, no major state crossings for me tonight! Philly doesn't really count as state crossing.
apple:
Not true! Everyone does these things!
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I shaved my beard off. I just have sideburns now. I kinda like it.

In other news its officially my mating season (if that makes sense). My lust for the flesh is unforgiving (if that makes sense).

I need a handjob
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jarfmonster:
that would probably work just as well. although as you can read from my little bio thingy i have much more experience with handjobs and blowjobs.
i_am_over_this:
i hadn't read that part... see now you have something else on my list... i've only ever had sex with virgins... love
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quick girl complaint

"i hate boys im not going to date for awhile. i need to be single."

2 weeks later they have a boyfriend, usually an abusive one. sure he's handsome, for a coke dealer.

some of you girls really know how to pick em.

i_am_over_this:
hahaha yes us girls we are great like that
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disguistingness.... reader beware....


I have what the medical world calls cryptic tonsils. When I was young I had so many bouts with strep throat that it actually burned holes into my tonsils. So now I have swiss cheese tonsils. What happens is food, mostly bread though, gets lodged in these holes when I swallow, and they sit in those holes and rot until they calicify...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha thats awesome in a totally disgusting way... my younger brother coughes up small once and smushes'em on my face... hes a sweetheart skull
jarfmonster:
i just threw up a little in my mouth, lol
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Let's rant about GCC.

It's horribly run, and horribly designed. About 81% of the faculty are complete idiots and egomaniacs.

There are three main parking lots. One is a small faculty parking lot next to the IC building (LOT 1). Another is a large parking lot across the street from the IC, Health Sciences, and Student Services buldings (LOT 2). The third is the largest...
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i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday.

its not fun. no fun at all.

sympathy sex?

anyone?

anyone?
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It's the one sign every summer-loving human being hates to see.

Their breath.

I walked outside tonight to view the meteor shower when I noticed it was a bit on the chilly side. I tensed up, went towards the light, gently exhaled, and my concerns were justified. Seeing the physical form of your body's expleted CO2 is the sign of summer's end. A summer that...
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I'm probably wrong, but oh well.

The more and more I read, the more I am agreeing with Israel's military action. Essentially Israel is a Jewish state, just as every other country in the region are Muslim states. For the past thousands of years these people have been persecuting, killing, and terrorizing the Jews. Israel gets the technology and money to defend herself and that's...
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ontothenext:


Sorry if I sound like an elephant-blooded Republican. I'm actually liberal, but my Jewish roots cause me to have a soft spot for Israel.



Makes Sense.