Saturday Feb 10, 2007

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Twenty-two years after being released, I finally beat Super Mario Bros.

It was the Super Mario All-Stars version, but still, I beat it.

Sure I used two warp pipes, but still, I beat it.

Now I go off to beat Super Mario Bros. 2.
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jackieomonroe:
I was just jokin silly.

I didn't get off from work frown I work at a resturant and it was busy! Atleast I made money smile
jackieomonroe:
What are you trying to say wink

hahaha.

Saturday Jan 27, 2007

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Death

It's the Joker in the deck of cards called life. The idea of dying crosses the minds of every single cognitive individual on Earth at least once a day. It is also one of the most trivial verbs; if trivial is the right word.

Young men and women, some as young as 17 learn how to die correctly in the USMC. Young men and...
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Monday Jan 15, 2007

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ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!111111111

IM 21!!!!!!11

IM DRUNK!!!!!!111

I LOVE NAKED CHICKSSSSSS!!!!
valium:
eppi birthday kiss
sky:
happy birthday!xxx

Tuesday Oct 03, 2006

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this weather is really pissing me off.

last week i was wearing a hoodie all day and jeans.

this week its going up to 85 degrees. so i cant play hockey.

what the fuck! why cant it make up its mind???

all i really want is for it to be in the 60s for awhile so i can play hockey consistently.

ugh.

i_am_over_this:
its all cold now come back and play
rys:
It's 36 here today. PERFECT! Celcius of course, I heart the metric system smile

Saturday Sep 30, 2006

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alright.

so whats up kids?

im playing hockey again. i love it. if i had pictures of me playing id post them. i have this feeling i look incredibly sexy in my hockey gear but im not sure since i have no photographic evidence.

hmmm.

i dunno.

bored.

apple:
Hahaha yes def a green apple!
i_am_over_this:
oh i've been without my laptop in brooklyn.... miss me?

Saturday Sep 23, 2006

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Here's a prime example of yesterday's post.

I have testicular cysts. If my scanner worked I'd have the ultrasounds on here to show you. But I don't frown

Anyway they flare up every now and again and cause considerable discomfort. Which is what has been happening for a week now. I've felt up the guilty nut and its free of tumors and hard rough spots, etc....
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jarfmonster:
someone told me something... worrying is like a rocking chair... i gives you something to do but you dont get anywhere.
ontothenext:
ohhh im sorry to hear all that!!!! I really hope you're ok!!

Friday Sep 22, 2006

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hi im jared and im a hypochondriac.

im starting to believe it is just a disease as anything else.

i believe i am. ive never met someone who is a bonafide hypochondriac though, so maybe im not.

i was just thinking about how it has started to ruin my life. along with other things. like today i came to the conclusion that i have anxiety....
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i_am_over_this:
a lot of people make me nervous too... at work i have to think of different things... so i start counting how many people are wearing a certain color...

i also cant ride on public buses... they freak me out... trains & subways are cool though... i've walked 5 miles to get somewhere because the bus was the only option

and i can't ride in cars driven by new people... and if i convince myself to do it i'm graspy onto my seat for dear life...

i guess its normal for people to have there things... i have more but thats for another time...

Wednesday Sep 20, 2006

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last night my dad found the biggest frog id ever seen in our pool. he was at the bottom but still alive. i guess they can hold their breath for awhile. at first we thought it was just big because it was under water, but when we finally chased it out (it wouldve died from the chlorine after a while, plus it was getting closed...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha snakes yes plzzzzzzzzz hahaha eeek
ontothenext:
WHAT???? i would have been scared to death!

Sunday Sep 17, 2006

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I've decided to start living a healthier lifestyle.

This is the precursor to a diet and exercise plan I am currently putting together. I was talking to some friends who are personal trainers and/or active in collegiate sports. They told me not to start dieting and exercising right away, because you're body is still in shit mode. You have to let your body know that...
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apple:
Nope, no testes!! shocked
apple:
A cup?
Those things protect testes from other balls and kicks.

Saturday Sep 16, 2006

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A yahoo news headline... "White House race may cost 500M for hopefuls"

Equal Oppurtunity employer? No way.

First of all, the best chance of getting into the White House besides shitting benjamins is being white, and old. Make sure you let your people know your faith too, apparently the stupid voters (90% of all voters) will pick the guy who has the best relationship with...
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