jarfmonster

I have mono.

No drumming.
No hockey.
No work (can't complain).
No money (commence complaining).
No makeout.
LOTS of spleen.

In lieu of recent tragedy at Virginia Tech, I decided to find out just how secure my college is.

They just setup cameras in some of the most trafficy spots, but most of the hallways and stairwells are completely unmonitored. There is no campus-wide PA system. Some of the doors do not even have locks. The most disturbing two areas though is that all the...
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Ever eat something, like the taste, but feel like you're gonna puke it up at any moment?

That was me tonight. My dad bought a couple cornish game hens, which are basically small one-person chickens. He cooks them in our showtime grill, then puts one on my plate, gives me a knife and a fork and tells me to go at it. I enjoy eating...
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More of the last post.... because shit keeps happening.

Those flutters stopped. That was a relief of sorts until for some stupid reason I decided less then 3 days after having heart flutters to play hockey... the fastest human sport in the world. A sport where your blood pressure should resemble ole'faithful's before it explodes. Why did I decide to do that? Anyone? Anyone? Because...
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I know other people have problems. But is it really too much to ask to be one of those billions people who live to be 80 with nothing more serious then a broken bone or mono?

I ask this because I've been having heart flutters pretty recently the past two days. Being the hypochondriac that I am, I went to WebMD to find out that...
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does anyone else here hate ann coulter?

i must admit i kind of like how she is drawing criticism from more republicans these days. she's isolating herself from, well... human beings. hopefully she'll fall off the deep-end tom cruise style and become this big joke punchline for years to come.

in other news im sick.

it really sucks. i hate being sick. there's three possible...
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I was wondering... Why don't planes have autopiloted landing procedures?

Think about. Countless movies have been made and the dramatic climax has been the fact that some nobody has to play hero/heroine because they have to land the plane themselves.

Sure this rarely ever happens except in the big screen, but what if it did happen? The chances of one of the passengers being able...
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I hate my eyelashes.

They're so weak! Every day one falls out and gets in my eye. Then I rub my eye and the eyelid puffs up real big until I basically run my eyeball under a sink for a minute. It's a royal pain in the ass.

Also the weirdest things make me feel older. I won't gripe, I know I'm 21 and that...
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Alright it has been a week since I beat Mario Bros.

Big deal wanna fight about it?

Since that week I have endured women. Yes women...

Here's my dilemma.

Girl gets fucked over by the guy. And I help console. My thing is, I want to try to instill some sort of confidence in men for the girl. Because let's face it, there ARE good...
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