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Sunday Feb 18, 2007

Feb 18, 2007
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I hate my eyelashes.

They're so weak! Every day one falls out and gets in my eye. Then I rub my eye and the eyelid puffs up real big until I basically run my eyeball under a sink for a minute. It's a royal pain in the ass.

Also the weirdest things make me feel older. I won't gripe, I know I'm 21 and that is not b Jy any means old, but you spend your whole life as a kid, it is weird to be finally be an adult.

1. Scrolling through the TV Guide and seeing Shaft. I think to myself, "Ah yes, that came out in when? 2003?". I look and it came out in 2000, I was either a freshman in high school or in 8th grade. Now I'm in my 3rd year of college. Damn!

2. Noticing that juniors in high school were born in the 1990s. That freaks me the fuck out man. Really. I didnt really think about it until now, but the guitarist in my band was born in 1991! He doesn't act like a sophomore in high school and I thought he was a senior, but hey, he's great so I don't really care. But seriously now... 1991. I was in school when he was born. Now we're making music together. Crazy.

3. Looking at Flyers player's myspaces and face book profiles and seeing them in pictures that resemble the pictures we regularly take when we're partying. These professional hockey players look like ME AND MY FRIENDS. You know how depressing it is when kids getting picked in the draft where born years after you? Hell Sidney Crosby is 2 years younger then me!

Yea growing up kinda sucks but I'd rather be growing up then growing down. The liberty, the responsibility, it's better then being written off as too young at whatnot.
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jackieomonroe:
Hell yeah, where the hell do i sign up? Hahaha...

It's not like I couldn't contribute anything, i'm good in bed, hahahahahaha. I'm just looking for a suga daddy.
Feb 22, 2007
jackieomonroe:
sex for gifts, wouldn't be the first time a woman did it. hahahaha.
Feb 22, 2007

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