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jarfmonster

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Saturday Sep 16, 2006

Sep 16, 2006
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A yahoo news headline... "White House race may cost 500M for hopefuls"

Equal Oppurtunity employer? No way.

First of all, the best chance of getting into the White House besides shitting benjamins is being white, and old. Make sure you let your people know your faith too, apparently the stupid voters (90% of all voters) will pick the guy who has the best relationship with Jesus.

But the Bible Belt to this test (my apologies to my southern SG-folk, youre part of the 10%)

There are three candidates...
1) A man who smokes, drinks, and womanizes.
2)Another man who smokes, drinks, womanizes, and does minor drugs.
3)A man who doesn't, drink, smoke, or eat meat.

Chances our the Bible Belt chose number 3.

They just voted in Adolph Hitler.

They didn't pick Winston Churchill or Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Aren't I clever?

It's true Hitler did coke and speed toward the end of his days, I'm basing this off life before being voted into office.

So here's what I don't understand. Why do I need to be rich to have a reasonable chance at becoming President? The best president could be a man from New Mexico who has been mayor of a small town his whole life. Some of the greatest ideas in politics come from us "commoners".

I don't necessarily think that any guy or girl off the street should be president, I think they should have some sort of experience at the national level. And as I keep on digressing I realize that while you move up on the political ladder you probably do get more income. Not to mention that a large amount of money comes from party and private donations.

Ah well... still 500 million is buying 4 years in the White House. I think it's too much.

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