disguistingness.... reader beware....
I have what the medical world calls cryptic tonsils. When I was young I had so many bouts with strep throat that it actually burned holes into my tonsils. So now I have swiss cheese tonsils. What happens is food, mostly bread though, gets lodged in these holes when I swallow, and they sit in those holes and rot until they calicify and turn into these hard white awful smelling rocks called tonsilliths, or tonsil stones.
Ok so I wake up this morning and it feels like I have hair in my mouth. I check it out and it was itchy because my tongue was scratching up against this small tonsil stone. Youre not suppose to pick at em or anything, but when shit is in my mouth, it needs to come out. So I got a toothpick and sterilized it. What i do is, I pick at it until it dislodges and then swab it out with a q-tip. I was picking at it when I finally got out and it was HUGE. Easily the size of my fucking index finger's nail. I almost got sick.
It smelled horrible. Horrible. Usually you have to be close to it to actually get a whiff, but this thing was raunchy. I flushed it down the toilet because if I just threw it out in the trash can it would probably start a fire. The itchy feeling went away and I swear my tonsil shrunk to the size of a dime. It was gigantic when the stone was in it and now I know why. I would've taken a picture but I couldn't be near it for more then a minute.
Had to share that with someone.
I have what the medical world calls cryptic tonsils. When I was young I had so many bouts with strep throat that it actually burned holes into my tonsils. So now I have swiss cheese tonsils. What happens is food, mostly bread though, gets lodged in these holes when I swallow, and they sit in those holes and rot until they calicify and turn into these hard white awful smelling rocks called tonsilliths, or tonsil stones.
Ok so I wake up this morning and it feels like I have hair in my mouth. I check it out and it was itchy because my tongue was scratching up against this small tonsil stone. Youre not suppose to pick at em or anything, but when shit is in my mouth, it needs to come out. So I got a toothpick and sterilized it. What i do is, I pick at it until it dislodges and then swab it out with a q-tip. I was picking at it when I finally got out and it was HUGE. Easily the size of my fucking index finger's nail. I almost got sick.
It smelled horrible. Horrible. Usually you have to be close to it to actually get a whiff, but this thing was raunchy. I flushed it down the toilet because if I just threw it out in the trash can it would probably start a fire. The itchy feeling went away and I swear my tonsil shrunk to the size of a dime. It was gigantic when the stone was in it and now I know why. I would've taken a picture but I couldn't be near it for more then a minute.
Had to share that with someone.
i_am_over_this:
hahaha thats awesome in a totally disgusting way... my younger brother coughes up small once and smushes'em on my face... hes a sweetheart 
jarfmonster:
i just threw up a little in my mouth, lol