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jarfmonster

washington twp, nj

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Friday Jun 30, 2006

Jun 30, 2006
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I'm alive!

I spent another sleepless night about my house blowing my nose. I've ran out of tissues... so I've had to resort to napkins, which ended up with me having rubbed 14 layers of skin off my nostrils, which are tender and red.

I did what I said and rose a champion today at 5:30pm. Starting at about 4am today I laid down and closed my eyes and did not open them or move from my resting position until 5:30pm. It works I tell you! I am 73.4% better then this time yesterday. I'm going to lay out by the pool tomorrow and work on getting some sun and getting some humidity in my lungs.

We've found that my little brother's best friend Mike "Shipwreck" Shipton passed his nasty ass cold on to me.

That flaming retard.

I don't mind, he said I was cute.

In other news... tonight at 12:01am is the beginning of free agency! I love free agency. Plus the Flyers are in need of players so hopefully we'll get the likes of Ed Jovonovski or Chris Pronger. Not only that but for the past two years I have officially and formally filed for free agency in the NHL. It's not hard. I won't get picked up either. Hell I don't even know how to ice skate!.....yet. But it would be funny if I were to get a call from anyone.

To end it...

I blew my nose so hard liquid squirt out of my closed eye socket.

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