jarfmonster

I'm listening to the Weezer blue album so loud my monitor is flickering.

Not to mention I'm so hopped up on Tylenol sinus I can feel the blood flowing through the capillaries in my ears.
I've got a wicked sinus problem, I'm no junkie.

It expired this month, and I can tell. It's not as strong, my head is still kinda swimy. Whatev man. Whatev. I see how it is.

So here's the deal. The plan. The manifesto of magnificence. July 3rd. Beef McToe's mansion. I'm going to get comfrubulated. If i puke my guts out then I know I did it right. Govz will be there, which means he won't be in Iraq, which means I party.

Anyway. Useless information about my life today....

I really want a soda right now. But the only thing in the fridge is orange juice, which I want to save for Lucky Charms tomorrow morning. There is of course the filtered chilled water from the freezer door... but water is sooo blah. I want carbonation and flavor! I guess that's the problem with my life, always wanting flavor. Kinda like the time I wanted my gf to to herself with the dissolving strawberry dildo. I hate the taste of vag. It taste like keys. Seriously, lick a key and thats what poontang tastes like.

I got nasal strips for sleepy time so I can breathe.

My cell phone sucks.

But it's new.

I need to cuddle with someone with boobs not in relation with me.

Andddd. Sexy pArties!