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jarfmonster

washington twp, nj

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Monday Apr 17, 2006

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in a perfect world...

i would have either......

a swedish blonde hair blue eyed girlfriend.

or an any haired and eyed dutch speed skater girlfriend.

or just a dutch girl.

ive fallen in love with european women.

why? i haven't a clue.

maybe i've just gotten tired of american girls and their trickery.

if your an american with no penis.... no offense.
if your european with no penis .... im single wink
if your european with no penis and living in new jersey.... im very single wink


but in reality if youre a girl between the ages of 18 and 22, im single.


that didn't sound desperate, eh? EL SUICIDO LOCO

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