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jarfmonster

washington twp, nj

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Hey I don't have cancer!

Rocks, doesn't it? Fretting over the possibility that you have cancer sucks. Getting an ultrasound on your scrotum sucks just as much if not more. But now my berries are medically cleared. If I drank I'd drink to that. If I ate meat I'd eat a steak to that.

I'm horribly attracted to drama chicks. Those girls in high school that were always in those plays you only liked because you got out of 8th period to watch the teaser.

I've only had one real relationship with one and that didn't last. I've had other various "hey my thing goes in your thing" moments with drama chicks, and to be honest, I don't know how many of their orgasms were real. That's the downside to drama chicks. They can act.

I intend on finishing the last couple loads of laundry needed to be done to complete the crusade. There's about 2 loads left in that hamper. I'm sure the clothes on the bottom haven't been worn well since high school. Maybe I'll find something sweet. I'm doing all this as a part to clean my room correctly for once. Sometime early this summer I'm painting my room for the first time since we moved into this house (1989). I'm doing it a dark red with silver/gray trim around the door, windows, and where the carpet meets the wall thingy. It's gonna be badass. Just sucks I'm probably only going to be living in my house for a couple years at most, so I won't be getting to enjoy it.

I hate the Republican Party.

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