hi im jared and im a hypochondriac.
im starting to believe it is just a disease as anything else.
i believe i am. ive never met someone who is a bonafide hypochondriac though, so maybe im not.
i was just thinking about how it has started to ruin my life. along with other things. like today i came to the conclusion that i have anxiety....
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im starting to believe it is just a disease as anything else.
i believe i am. ive never met someone who is a bonafide hypochondriac though, so maybe im not.
i was just thinking about how it has started to ruin my life. along with other things. like today i came to the conclusion that i have anxiety....
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last night my dad found the biggest frog id ever seen in our pool. he was at the bottom but still alive. i guess they can hold their breath for awhile. at first we thought it was just big because it was under water, but when we finally chased it out (it wouldve died from the chlorine after a while, plus it was getting closed...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha snakes yes plzzzzzzzzz hahaha 
ontothenext:
WHAT???? i would have been scared to death!
I've decided to start living a healthier lifestyle.
This is the precursor to a diet and exercise plan I am currently putting together. I was talking to some friends who are personal trainers and/or active in collegiate sports. They told me not to start dieting and exercising right away, because you're body is still in shit mode. You have to let your body know that...
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This is the precursor to a diet and exercise plan I am currently putting together. I was talking to some friends who are personal trainers and/or active in collegiate sports. They told me not to start dieting and exercising right away, because you're body is still in shit mode. You have to let your body know that...
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apple:
Nope, no testes!! 
apple:
A cup?
Those things protect testes from other balls and kicks.
Those things protect testes from other balls and kicks.
A yahoo news headline... "White House race may cost 500M for hopefuls"
Equal Oppurtunity employer? No way.
First of all, the best chance of getting into the White House besides shitting benjamins is being white, and old. Make sure you let your people know your faith too, apparently the stupid voters (90% of all voters) will pick the guy who has the best relationship with...
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Equal Oppurtunity employer? No way.
First of all, the best chance of getting into the White House besides shitting benjamins is being white, and old. Make sure you let your people know your faith too, apparently the stupid voters (90% of all voters) will pick the guy who has the best relationship with...
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how's this for karma?
my mom has been unemployed for over a year. her last job fucked up her back and she was having all types of pills and therapies until eventually she had back surgery in feburary. so she finally gets a job. she gets a job at this hardware store in town.
funny enough my ex's mom works there! when we were going...
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my mom has been unemployed for over a year. her last job fucked up her back and she was having all types of pills and therapies until eventually she had back surgery in feburary. so she finally gets a job. she gets a job at this hardware store in town.
funny enough my ex's mom works there! when we were going...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha i love karma... so good
I hope this doesn't make me look like an asshole...
Alright, I have a problem. I don't know how to act around "special" people. I don't know why! I just get very uncomfortable around them. There's this kid at the college. We went to the same high school, and when the kid sees me he tries starting these 3 hour conversations about plane food or...
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Alright, I have a problem. I don't know how to act around "special" people. I don't know why! I just get very uncomfortable around them. There's this kid at the college. We went to the same high school, and when the kid sees me he tries starting these 3 hour conversations about plane food or...
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jarfmonster:
technically i have, but rejected that and claimed my virginity again. its a long story, but makes sense if i were to tell you the whole story.
i_am_over_this:
you shall have to tell me sometime...
im bored. tomorrow is my day off. i dont know how ill spend it yet.
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apple:
Heh Defiance Ohio is an awesome band! They will be at the church, no major state crossings for me tonight! Philly doesn't really count as state crossing.
apple:
Not true! Everyone does these things!
I shaved my beard off. I just have sideburns now. I kinda like it.
In other news its officially my mating season (if that makes sense). My lust for the flesh is unforgiving (if that makes sense).
I need a handjob
In other news its officially my mating season (if that makes sense). My lust for the flesh is unforgiving (if that makes sense).
I need a handjob
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jarfmonster:
that would probably work just as well. although as you can read from my little bio thingy i have much more experience with handjobs and blowjobs.
i_am_over_this:
i hadn't read that part... see now you have something else on my list... i've only ever had sex with virgins... 
quick girl complaint
"i hate boys im not going to date for awhile. i need to be single."
2 weeks later they have a boyfriend, usually an abusive one. sure he's handsome, for a coke dealer.
some of you girls really know how to pick em.
"i hate boys im not going to date for awhile. i need to be single."
2 weeks later they have a boyfriend, usually an abusive one. sure he's handsome, for a coke dealer.
some of you girls really know how to pick em.
i_am_over_this:
hahaha yes us girls we are great like that
disguistingness.... reader beware....
I have what the medical world calls cryptic tonsils. When I was young I had so many bouts with strep throat that it actually burned holes into my tonsils. So now I have swiss cheese tonsils. What happens is food, mostly bread though, gets lodged in these holes when I swallow, and they sit in those holes and rot until they calicify...
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I have what the medical world calls cryptic tonsils. When I was young I had so many bouts with strep throat that it actually burned holes into my tonsils. So now I have swiss cheese tonsils. What happens is food, mostly bread though, gets lodged in these holes when I swallow, and they sit in those holes and rot until they calicify...
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i_am_over_this:
hahaha thats awesome in a totally disgusting way... my younger brother coughes up small once and smushes'em on my face... hes a sweetheart 
jarfmonster:
i just threw up a little in my mouth, lol
Let's rant about GCC.
It's horribly run, and horribly designed. About 81% of the faculty are complete idiots and egomaniacs.
There are three main parking lots. One is a small faculty parking lot next to the IC building (LOT 1). Another is a large parking lot across the street from the IC, Health Sciences, and Student Services buldings (LOT 2). The third is the largest...
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It's horribly run, and horribly designed. About 81% of the faculty are complete idiots and egomaniacs.
There are three main parking lots. One is a small faculty parking lot next to the IC building (LOT 1). Another is a large parking lot across the street from the IC, Health Sciences, and Student Services buldings (LOT 2). The third is the largest...
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i got my wisdom teeth out yesterday.
its not fun. no fun at all.
sympathy sex?
anyone?
anyone?
its not fun. no fun at all.
sympathy sex?
anyone?
anyone?
i also cant ride on public buses... they freak me out... trains & subways are cool though... i've walked 5 miles to get somewhere because the bus was the only option
and i can't ride in cars driven by new people... and if i convince myself to do it i'm graspy onto my seat for dear life...
i guess its normal for people to have there things... i have more but thats for another time...