jarfmonster

I think I'm going to buy a magic kit.

I'mmmm Backkkkk

I learned about these tricks in my journalism class about subscription reactivations. The idea is whoever is trying to get you to come back will keep sending you lower offers until finally it seems as if you feel they'd be losing money on the deal. I won't tell you how much money I spent reactivating my account, but it was substantially less then...
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Blah.

Girls suck.

It appears at first, second, and up to 18th glance that girls at my age are still just looking for the hottest guy they can snag before they get older and have to settle down with a real guy. Sure it's pessimistic, and I by no means put every girl on the surface of this blue Earth in that category, but most...
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How depressing...

Came home tonight, half-drunk, trying to get my key in the door lock. I gave out a big sigh and there it was. The huge misty cloud of CO2 purely visible escaping my lungs. Cold.

I know it's just a fluke. I know the hottest days of this summer aren't even here yet. The summer's best beach days haven't even arrived. The summer's...
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im boreddd

Paris is already out of jail!!

They say it was because of a medical problem.

Probably broke a nail.

haha

blah

i was tired like 10 mins ago. but not anymore. at least the baseball game replay is on and thatll help me fall asleep.

looked at some cars today.

the idea was to find my little brother a car. but its turned into me getting a car and my car going to my little brother. at first we were looking at cars. then we...
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I have mono.

No drumming.
No hockey.
No work (can't complain).
No money (commence complaining).
No makeout.
LOTS of spleen.

In lieu of recent tragedy at Virginia Tech, I decided to find out just how secure my college is.

They just setup cameras in some of the most trafficy spots, but most of the hallways and stairwells are completely unmonitored. There is no campus-wide PA system. Some of the doors do not even have locks. The most disturbing two areas though is that all the...
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Ever eat something, like the taste, but feel like you're gonna puke it up at any moment?

That was me tonight. My dad bought a couple cornish game hens, which are basically small one-person chickens. He cooks them in our showtime grill, then puts one on my plate, gives me a knife and a fork and tells me to go at it. I enjoy eating...
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