Flu shots suck a whale dick.
I've been mega bombarded with health bs lately... root canals and now I'm looking forward to having my spleen removed because of this:
Hereditary Spherocytosis
(i bet you $$$$$$$$$$$$ NO ONE YOU KNOW HAS THIS but meeeeeeee. Every dr. I see has to look it up in a book in front of me and pretend they know what they're talking about. My dr. the other day was so STOKED to have someone come in with my super cool condition, that she took my blood just for fun and ran around telling all the nurses about me.
They gave me a flu shot in my fucking arm so I don't get the goddamm pneumonia and it fucking hurt my arm muscle. Then it's little poisons worked it's way on into my system and now I feel like a stiff 90 year old lady and can hardly move the rest of me.... ANNNNNND I feel like I have the flu. Again! (not to mention my monthly visitor just arrived too).
If I were a dog, I'd have been put to sleep already.
The up up and away side is, after I have this spleen spooned out of me, I might not need to drink 47 cups of coffee a day just to keep my eyes half open.. maybe I'm full of spunk and energy and I'm a totally slap happy sunshiny person and I just don't know it yet.
..Or not.
Wish me luck, yo.
xo.
I've been mega bombarded with health bs lately... root canals and now I'm looking forward to having my spleen removed because of this:
Hereditary Spherocytosis
(i bet you $$$$$$$$$$$$ NO ONE YOU KNOW HAS THIS but meeeeeeee. Every dr. I see has to look it up in a book in front of me and pretend they know what they're talking about. My dr. the other day was so STOKED to have someone come in with my super cool condition, that she took my blood just for fun and ran around telling all the nurses about me.
They gave me a flu shot in my fucking arm so I don't get the goddamm pneumonia and it fucking hurt my arm muscle. Then it's little poisons worked it's way on into my system and now I feel like a stiff 90 year old lady and can hardly move the rest of me.... ANNNNNND I feel like I have the flu. Again! (not to mention my monthly visitor just arrived too).
If I were a dog, I'd have been put to sleep already.
The up up and away side is, after I have this spleen spooned out of me, I might not need to drink 47 cups of coffee a day just to keep my eyes half open.. maybe I'm full of spunk and energy and I'm a totally slap happy sunshiny person and I just don't know it yet.
..Or not.
Wish me luck, yo.
xo.
('House' can do it in an hour
I'll be sending positive healing vibes your way.....please keep me posted........Best of luck.....
I love that cynical sense of humor.
Hope you're feeling better soon, but I hope it doesn't turn you into a spunky, energetic, happy sunshiny person.
That could quite possibly spoil your charm.