months of searching the Slate diaries one by one ... and all i had to do was Google. i'm dumb.
anyway, you just gotta read THIS. i found it during one of those time-dragging shifts at the receptionist desk about a year ago. one of the funniest things i've ever read ... esp. the parts about Japanese anime porn. be sure to read all 5 days of the diary. oh ... good times.
that reminds me of my boss who wanted me to go to Japan, which reminds me of the dreams i had last night where all of the executives turned into vampires or zombies and i was trying to kill them ... weird.
apparently, lobster makes you dream funny, too.
which reminds me that Red Lobster no longer serves lobster macaroni.
which reminds me that i told Skooter i was going to go to my parents' house about an hour ago.
which reminds me that i need to go to my parents' house.
happy reading, i hope ....
anyway, you just gotta read THIS. i found it during one of those time-dragging shifts at the receptionist desk about a year ago. one of the funniest things i've ever read ... esp. the parts about Japanese anime porn. be sure to read all 5 days of the diary. oh ... good times.
that reminds me of my boss who wanted me to go to Japan, which reminds me of the dreams i had last night where all of the executives turned into vampires or zombies and i was trying to kill them ... weird.
apparently, lobster makes you dream funny, too.
which reminds me that Red Lobster no longer serves lobster macaroni.
which reminds me that i told Skooter i was going to go to my parents' house about an hour ago.
which reminds me that i need to go to my parents' house.
happy reading, i hope ....