Fourth Rate Ode to a First Rate Wit
A courtship begun in clever conversation,
With luscious allusion and literary lubrication,
Leading us to the bedroom in prose,
So I can quip away your clothes.
Smouldering syntax,
Lingering lyrics,
Voluptuous vowels,
Bon mots and badinage my bondage.
Circumlocute, refute,
Shoot rhyming couplets of pulsing prose,
And Ill show you my metaphor.
Thrust your repartee against my simile!
Alliteration
Punctuation
(Fornication)
But please quick be prolix,
Because
Oh oh oh
Im punning.
(Where are you my cunning linguist?)
A courtship begun in clever conversation,
With luscious allusion and literary lubrication,
Leading us to the bedroom in prose,
So I can quip away your clothes.
Smouldering syntax,
Lingering lyrics,
Voluptuous vowels,
Bon mots and badinage my bondage.
Circumlocute, refute,
Shoot rhyming couplets of pulsing prose,
And Ill show you my metaphor.
Thrust your repartee against my simile!
Alliteration
Punctuation
(Fornication)
But please quick be prolix,
Because
Oh oh oh
Im punning.
(Where are you my cunning linguist?)
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Hope your weekend is going well missy....i went out with a boy last night but...no action incurred....
90% of my posts are dirty, cunt like and smutty.
just lately i/ve been a lil down..
oh and i already know exactly what my next post is gonna be...i just hope it pleases as did my current