Moronic things I did today:
1. Got out of bed at 5.30am and went for a run... it was wet and dark.
2. Actually enjoyed run in wet and dark.
3. Spent train ride lusting after evil capitalist pig stockbrokers in their expensive suits.
4. Bought coffee at Wynyard station like I do every morning, even though I hate coffee, because the coffee guy is terribly good looking and I like watching him. Ok so that sounds creepier than I realised.
5. Issued blatant proposition via email to hot friend who is now flat mate of ex-boyfriend. Something along the lines of "You could see a lot more of me around if you so wished". Subtle, no? Sensible? Probably not. Likilihood of success? Zero, but I like being arch, it made me giggle and he is polite enough to always email me back... eventually.
6. Hoped that ex-boyfriend had told hot flat mate that I'm a great fuck.
For a girl with a genius IQ I can spend a fair amount of time being a moron.
1. Got out of bed at 5.30am and went for a run... it was wet and dark.
2. Actually enjoyed run in wet and dark.
3. Spent train ride lusting after evil capitalist pig stockbrokers in their expensive suits.
4. Bought coffee at Wynyard station like I do every morning, even though I hate coffee, because the coffee guy is terribly good looking and I like watching him. Ok so that sounds creepier than I realised.
5. Issued blatant proposition via email to hot friend who is now flat mate of ex-boyfriend. Something along the lines of "You could see a lot more of me around if you so wished". Subtle, no? Sensible? Probably not. Likilihood of success? Zero, but I like being arch, it made me giggle and he is polite enough to always email me back... eventually.
6. Hoped that ex-boyfriend had told hot flat mate that I'm a great fuck.
For a girl with a genius IQ I can spend a fair amount of time being a moron.
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thefuckoffkid:
A genius IQ is no protection against the lustmonster. 
thefuckoffkid:
Dinner?