janananicole

I'm wired. I just wrote an 8 page paper in basically one day that was supposed to be 5. I'm super awesome!

I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.

Yeah, well what does she look like?

She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

I don't know WHAT made me think of that quote.... but here's another one!

Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Did you shoot any?

Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

And this one actually came up in conversation today at the skating rink.... I LOVE family guy!

Face it Peter, you get competitive about everything.

I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Hope that puts a smile on your face like it did to me!