jamesriot

I...am a jackass.

"Well, DUH, James. We already KNEW that!" I can hear you all saying. BUt this time, I'm a jackass for a SPECIAL reason. Check it:

So, several beers and shots into the movie "Grind", my friends and I observe a stunt involving a skateboard, a pick-up truck and a ramp. SO, naturally, as all drunk guys do...we began the "I can do that!" game. Only, I just had to be the one to say, "Let's go do it now!"
So, four really drunk guys go scrambling out of my basement and for my friend's pick-up. We set up a ramp in my road and prepared to be set into the annals of history.
30mph I get towed down this road on my skateboard. I let go just in time to go over the ramp like a fucking bat outta hell. The truck swerves like planned and I land in the back. Mission accomplished. I rule.

Then stupidity struck.

The friend that was driving teh truck, instead of slowing down, decided to SLAM ON THE BRAKES the second after I landed, sending me rolling over the truck's front and to the street, where my right arm, shoulder, and side get chewed up by the fucking asphalt.
So, I spent the day at work today all bandaged up and whatnot, with a funny-ass story to tell anyone who asked about the bandages. Also, fucking being bandaged up like that is like spanish fly, man. It was hilarious. Bandages with a few spots of blood soaking through are chick magnets, fellas...give it a shot.