I kind of, sorta, maybe, totally would fuck Kelly Osbourne, I realised tonight. God knows why, but I find her strangely alluring. Weirdo.
I'm writing this entry from my brand new, beautiful laptop. I'm considering sleeping with this laptop, it's that fucking amazing. Yeah, well, I've not really figured out what use I have for it yet, but it'll become clear in time. My dad found out i'd bought it, and thankfully didn't bitch me out too much about it, so that was a pleasant surprise. Pictures of it will be taken soon, no doubt.
I'm feeling like such a gadget boy these days. Shiny laptop, shiny phone, shiny iPod, I'm turning into Nathan fucking Barley, and I fucking love it. Neo-Yuppie. hehe.
Recently, I guess I'm just really happy. Things that should/would normally upset me are just water off a duck's back. So yeah, FUCKING GREAT!
haha. I dunno. I guess from the outside I look like a big druggy mess, but really, I'm comparitively sober these days, and pretty tidy personality wise. How am I like this? God knows. I think it's about fucking time I had some peace, though. I've been owed it for fucking years. Maybe I've just lost it at last, nah. I doubt that. hah. God. I'm happy and yet I can't stop analysing it! how very... me.
Peace and Fucking!