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This makes me want to die.
Things that will get changed in this film:
All the pilots will be made to be 18, so that they aren't "sexualised"
Graphic sex will be added
The religious imagery will all be stripped out, and replaced with meaningless dialogue and grandstanding, because obviously a film is only supposed to last for the 2 hours you're in the cinema. God forbid you should take something away with you, or even worse, have your life changed by it!
The ending will involve, not the third impact, but a heroic victory over the angels, and a happy fade to black
It will suck
J
This makes me want to die.
Things that will get changed in this film:
All the pilots will be made to be 18, so that they aren't "sexualised"
Graphic sex will be added
The religious imagery will all be stripped out, and replaced with meaningless dialogue and grandstanding, because obviously a film is only supposed to last for the 2 hours you're in the cinema. God forbid you should take something away with you, or even worse, have your life changed by it!
The ending will involve, not the third impact, but a heroic victory over the angels, and a happy fade to black
It will suck
J
happy endings suck