"Never ever wanted to be with you. The only thing you gave me was the boredom i suffocate in, baby"
Why does a baked potato take so long to cook? Why is it so cold? Why is my beard so uncomfortable? Why is distraction on Channel 4 actually funny? Oh yeah, and why do women always try and confuse me with their come ons and then not talking and then having text sex with me, and then being all cold? eh?
"Swedebitchmotherfucker!"
J
Why does a baked potato take so long to cook? Why is it so cold? Why is my beard so uncomfortable? Why is distraction on Channel 4 actually funny? Oh yeah, and why do women always try and confuse me with their come ons and then not talking and then having text sex with me, and then being all cold? eh?
"Swedebitchmotherfucker!"
J
its cold because the northen hemisphere of the earth is tilted away from the sun
your beard is uncomfortable becouse its still growing in
distraction is funny because we like to watch other people squirm for a change
and women are just insane!
Glad you liked the CD. Can't wait to see you sooooon.
Cherry xox