james_

i have, what can only be described as, a legendary hangover.
I was so drunk that when this girl i like invited me in for coffee, i turned it down, because my addled brain thought she actually meant coffee.
Yes.
At some point i should probably get dressed and go down the shop to buy some orange juice.

J

so drunk.
so so drunk.
why do taxi drivers always try and screw you out of money. bastards. they vcam cscrew off!!!
can't wailt unitl i' ve learned to drink-druve. then i can kill all the pedestriuans. just like in caermagesdddon.

J

I tidied and moved around my bedroom today. Made some actual floorspace for once. It makes a change, cos my room is only six foot by twelve foot, and my bed takes up most of that space. I basically made room by putting stuff on the walls, like the tv, and sticking my amplifier in the corner on my chest of drawers. so yay. room...
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They stand with their arms tightly around each other
a mixture of flesh, so rich in days
where the sea touches the land
she wants to tell him the truth

But the wind eats her words
where the sea ends
she holds his hand, trembling
and kissed him on the forehead

She carries the evening in her chest
and knows that she must wither away...
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i have the hugest blisters ever on my fingertips from playing bass tonight. I'm so so tempted to pop them, but that would be soooo bad, it's untrue. plus they feel kinda cool when i type. all springy and bouncy.
Do blisters go away on their own or do you have to pop them? i'm really not sure.

J

For the first time in my life, i actually have a crowded social diary.
Thursday i'm marching in london
29'th seeing radiohead in Nottingham
1st of december my brthday and the obligatory piss up
13th Dillinger escape plan
15th Ween
16th My Ruin

ok. doesn't look much, i know. but i lead a fairly boring life that involves mainly going down the local on weekends....
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I lack a dealer man. This is a sorry state of affairs, as i need to get some shizznit for a party in a couple of weeks.
Yes. Other than that things are going pretty good. Ticking along nicely as it were.
I need nice things to buy, but i can't think of any. This makes me very very sad, and want to kill.

J

I need an iPod. and i need one right now.
that is all.

J

How come it's (quite rightly) not acceptable to be a misogynistic arsehole, and yet women are allowed to beat up on me all they want, and no-one ever says anything against it. It's stupid that we let double standards like that abound.
So, for the record, Us guys hate being ridiculed for all our (very well known) faults, thanks ladies. Just give us a break....
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Guess where James has been today?
That's right. James has been to court, where he was grilled by a total bitch of a clerk, who treated me and the other members of my profession like school children who had been naughty and needed to be verbally spanked. The Magistrates weren't exactly a barrel of laughs either. I nearly cracked up in giggles at least twice...
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The Stages Of An All Nighter
This is assuming that you go to bed around 12 normally, and starts from 12, so yeah. here goes.

Stage One: Cruising
You're in a bit of a zone, surfing the net, or watching a film. maybe playing a game or something. It's traditional to have a cup of coffee at the begining of stage one. You don't really...
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Went to alton towers today. Left the house at 7:00, got there at 10:30, and left at 19:30. sooooo tired. I stuck SG stickers all around the place, on just about every ride. Of course, i realise ths is porbably a crap idea cos people will complain. but hell. i'm a rebel like that, and i'll take any shit that comes from it with pleasure....
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