james88

Damn, I woke up early to move my car this morning. (I have to stay on my toes to avoid the meter maids from hell) Anyhoo, I'm pulling out of my alley at the first street light and some guy knocks on my passenger side window. I'm still half asleep, hair uncombed and groggy. And this guy asks me for 75 cents for the bus. Normally I just shake my head at shit like this, but I just gave him a buck to get rid of him. It's not fair when people pick on you just as your waking up.

P.S. If there are any meter maids on this site I want them to know I'm ready and willing to sodomize them in front of their parents.