So I'm at work at the comic store, right? I'm surrounded by Danger Girl and all those naked X-chicks and the porn rack, and I start doodling...
And I think, "If I wanted to be famous, I'd do that book."
And then I respond to myself, "And the inside would be anything but the expected mainstream 'sexy girls' ... but pinups of dykes with hairy legs, rail-thin models with drug habits and sunken eyes, zombie girls, post-op siamese twins with gigantic scars, lesbians with black eyes and bloodied lips from a fight with their partner, two-foot midgets with playboy bunnies, prancy boys in glitter and dresses and lots and lots of transexuals.'
Basically, it'd freak out the middle-aged, superman-reading, 9-3 office-working man with wife and kids at home who's looking for some cartoon pussy to read in the store for and hour before going home.
My stupid joke is quickly becoming very close and important to me, so who's pre-ordering?
[edit] it just occured to me, replacing "titles" with "labels" would be even better....
And I think, "If I wanted to be famous, I'd do that book."
And then I respond to myself, "And the inside would be anything but the expected mainstream 'sexy girls' ... but pinups of dykes with hairy legs, rail-thin models with drug habits and sunken eyes, zombie girls, post-op siamese twins with gigantic scars, lesbians with black eyes and bloodied lips from a fight with their partner, two-foot midgets with playboy bunnies, prancy boys in glitter and dresses and lots and lots of transexuals.'
Basically, it'd freak out the middle-aged, superman-reading, 9-3 office-working man with wife and kids at home who's looking for some cartoon pussy to read in the store for and hour before going home.
My stupid joke is quickly becoming very close and important to me, so who's pre-ordering?
[edit] it just occured to me, replacing "titles" with "labels" would be even better....
You know what would be awesome - if parts of their bodies were covered up with sticky labels that you had to unpeel. The sticky labels would have pictures of Miffy and Hello Kitty on them and then underneath wouldn't be the offending body part but a little quote - from Irigaray or something.
Did you have birthday cake?