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jamber

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Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

Feb 15, 2005
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If my life were a movie

These past months and the months that will follow would have to be summed up in one of those move montages that are set to hip music to illustrate the passage of time because real life in the movies is not real life.



Scene: Amber's elevated learning and growth peroid.

*add hip song that is getting heavy radio rotation*

-Amber builds a wall! Cut to: Amber holds a womans legs as she pushes her baby into the world! Cut to: Amber hammers sheeting onto a roof! Cut to: Amber wrestles her daughter into the bathtub! Cut to: Amber goes to therapy! Cut to: Amber is woken up at some ungodly hour by a pregnant woman who is leaking.......something! Cut to: Amber snuggles in bed with her husband! Cut to: Amber cries from frustration while trieing to drill a hole in a ceiling to run electrical! Cut to: Amber walking hand in hand with her kid!

You get the picture.
user209834982:
sounds somewhat familiar.. miao!!
Feb 16, 2005
monsterbaby:
I totally pictured it! ha
I am not on the up and up on what songs are popular so a commercial jingle took it's place.
anyways, you are awesome.
smile
Feb 19, 2005

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