jakeypooh

what the hell, i miss one open mic, and you are quitting. NO you can't!!!! you are too good, and you love it, remember?

you're bluffing.

besides, it was me that didn't know all the words. i ruined your good time. edit your journal now. for serious.

thanks jakey!!! its good to know i've got good friends here to look out for me
i think we will let him live for now, i gotta at least let him see me hangin out with other boys a couple times, you know to let him know what he's missin

wow, i guess girls can be mean, too

dude, you need to wash the vaseline off your hands before getting something to drink...

what did I teach you?

and the Battleship game's toast. I donated to the local AA chapter LOL

<<hug>>
I'm already in hell, so why not

see if you can sit through an epidsode without being paranoid that they are just being nice so they can get close to you and harvest your organs while you sleep

I just laughed so hard at this I almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard. Thanks for making my morning

ps: what the HELL are you doing up at 6:30 in the morning on a Saturday, masochist??!!

get a job, hippie!



or not.

i don't know. maybe my depression is contagious.

MISS! Drink up, Mary Pat!

Congratulations on the drunken phone number score, but dude, I hope you weren't looking through WhiskeyGoogles when you checked her out! And by the way, if you EVER fell asleep on a bar in my presence, you would wake up with a Jackass head shaving or a perm marker smiley-face on your forehead. So be wary!

Okay, C-1. Your ass is going DOWN

ps: Absolut Peach sucks. And I mean, I didn't even finish mine, and that's a rarity when there's liquor to be had.

kiss the bottle my friend.
have fun.

www.imdb.com

i own the group for that movie, that's why that is all in there...

i'm going to have to think on it. to be honest i suck ass at croquet, so it has to be something i don't mind givin up