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jakeypooh

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Tuesday Sep 06, 2005

Sep 6, 2005
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Well, I'm back from the Wedding. My entire family hates New Sister In-Law, so it made for a very entertaining weekend. Went to the boat and ended up breaking even. Got insanely drunk and got to ride in This...

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And the Interior looked something like this

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. If you are wondering why i put them in spoiler form, the answer is that i wanted to see if i could in fact put them in spoiler form. Now we know.

And for the most important matter of the weekend - I DID NOT end up banging the Hottest, Fattest, OR Drunkest Bridesmaid. The hottest bridesmaid was my sister, and that's just not how i roll. The fattest bridesmaid was roughly 300 pounds bigger than me, and i probably would have been killed. And I myself wasn't sober enough to figure out who the drunkest bridesmaid was. So alas, the Pooh got no ass. It's prolly for the best. Although I am dissapointed i don't have any pictures of any action to share with Elijah. Well kids, Until next time...

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lioness4:
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thanks for the niceness smile

discount, hell you better give it up for free! i mean if ya wanna.

kiss
Sep 10, 2005
lioness4:
no, thank you. it was a good day smile
Sep 11, 2005

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