jakeypooh

Well, I'm back from the Wedding. My entire family hates New Sister In-Law, so it made for a very entertaining weekend. Went to the boat and ended up breaking even. Got insanely drunk and got to ride in This...

And the Interior looked something like this

. If you are wondering why i put them in spoiler form, the answer is that i wanted to see if i could in fact put them in spoiler form. Now we know.

And for the most important matter of the weekend - I DID NOT end up banging the Hottest, Fattest, OR Drunkest Bridesmaid. The hottest bridesmaid was my sister, and that's just not how i roll. The fattest bridesmaid was roughly 300 pounds bigger than me, and i probably would have been killed. And I myself wasn't sober enough to figure out who the drunkest bridesmaid was. So alas, the Pooh got no ass. It's prolly for the best. Although I am dissapointed i don't have any pictures of any action to share with Elijah. Well kids, Until next time...