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jakeypooh

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Saturday Sep 03, 2005

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So i'm going to my brother's wedding this weekend. I'm an usher, just like that shitty R&B guy. Only I can soooooo dance better than him. And the best part is, I get to see my Little Nephew tomorrow, and that rocks. You can see him in my Pic's section, he's the one who's NOT me. He's a lot cuter. And balder. Just like Meaney. (Just kidding, don't get a complex over it)

Oh yea, and I suppose I"m not gonna quit the guitar just yet. I just hope one day i'll do something useful with it. And save the world through my punk rock. Testify.
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terrakotta:
If there's an open bar, bang the drunkest bridesmaid. She won't remember you the next day and you can roll her out the door after she passes out.

<<ka-chop!>>
The sound of my NOW membership being revoked.
Sep 3, 2005
messyjessy:
Hahahaha...I was almost a Women Studies minor in undergrad, I think they're hunting me down now

I INSIST IT WAS SARCASM, GEEZ...
Sep 4, 2005

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