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jakeypooh

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Tuesday Aug 30, 2005

Aug 30, 2005
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Alright then, updates in JakeyPooh's life. MessyJessy is in florida while some crazy girl i know Katrina is busy pillaging and plundering the coastline. Is that over? I dunno, I don't have cable. I tried selling all of MessyJessy's belongings on EBay , but it turns out that nobody wants his shit.

Oh yea, and I broke Meaney's bowl (No, not THAT kind of bowl, hippies!) while doing the dishes the other day. I guess i'm gonna have to go to wal mart and buy him a new bowl, as well as replace the two glasses i've broken. I've been here for two weeks, and broken 3 glasswares. Advantage: JakeyPooh.

Thanks to all my friends who gave me hugs. They were appreciated. May the rest of you burn in hell. (Except for you Audio, I forgive you.

Tonight is free JAKE Daniels night at the bar, so i'm gonna prolly go show this town what the word "Alcoholic" means. Have fun kids!

P.S. Check out Meaney's new thread. It's clever and funny, just like him love
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lioness4:
thanks jakey!!! its good to know i've got good friends here to look out for me smile
i think we will let him live for now, i gotta at least let him see me hangin out with other boys a couple times, you know to let him know what he's missin wink

wow, i guess girls can be mean, too
Aug 31, 2005
terrakotta:
dude, you need to wash the vaseline off your hands before getting something to drink...

what did I teach you? wink

and the Battleship game's toast. I donated to the local AA chapter LOL

<<hug>>
I'm already in hell, so why not
Aug 31, 2005

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