Today was crazy man.
So first off, after braving the illinois winter frigidness while scraping my car, i proceeded to contemplate driving to the hospital this morning instead of work, based on the fact that i was about 86% sure my hands had gotten frostbite after mere minutes in the cold with no gloves. Seriously winter, fuck off.
Rex grossman can also eat a big one based on his performance last night, but i digress...
Then, while delivery driving for an upstart sandwhich company based out of chicago, i ate the cement hardcore when i slipped on the ice in front of a dorm. That's strike two for winter. My knee felt like it shattered.
I delivered to a bank twice today...the first time, i talked to the hot secretary for a few minutes, and it became clear that she A) Thought i was cute and was just making small talk, or B) was very interested in one of her collegue's chocolate shakes. The second time i delivered there, she asked if i "Had come all the way back just to bring her a chocolate shake", as she smiled and gazed lovingly into my eyes. Unfortunatly, i am not smooth, and i had forgot to bring her a shake. But alas, redemption! After my shift ended i paid for a shake and smoothly delivered it to the aforementioned hottie. She couldn't believe i had done such a thing. I'm a sweetheart, i know. In a shocking move, i simply smiled and winked at her, and left with only saying "You're most welcome". I think it's better if she just stays the hot girl at castle bank. This way, i don't have to find out she's a lesbian or just wants to be friends or has a 300lb football player boyfriend. Besides, if she really wants me, tomorrow she'll order another chocolate shake with a side of my phone number. BooYah!
It was a good day. I made $55 in deliverys alone, and for this guy, that is quite the help.
Anywho, i'm going to work out so i can fine tune this love machine of mine, then pick up my roomate from the train station, since his car didn't start this morning.
For those counting at home, that's strike 3 for winter. You are out my friend, you are fucking out.
as always,
So first off, after braving the illinois winter frigidness while scraping my car, i proceeded to contemplate driving to the hospital this morning instead of work, based on the fact that i was about 86% sure my hands had gotten frostbite after mere minutes in the cold with no gloves. Seriously winter, fuck off.
Rex grossman can also eat a big one based on his performance last night, but i digress...
Then, while delivery driving for an upstart sandwhich company based out of chicago, i ate the cement hardcore when i slipped on the ice in front of a dorm. That's strike two for winter. My knee felt like it shattered.
I delivered to a bank twice today...the first time, i talked to the hot secretary for a few minutes, and it became clear that she A) Thought i was cute and was just making small talk, or B) was very interested in one of her collegue's chocolate shakes. The second time i delivered there, she asked if i "Had come all the way back just to bring her a chocolate shake", as she smiled and gazed lovingly into my eyes. Unfortunatly, i am not smooth, and i had forgot to bring her a shake. But alas, redemption! After my shift ended i paid for a shake and smoothly delivered it to the aforementioned hottie. She couldn't believe i had done such a thing. I'm a sweetheart, i know. In a shocking move, i simply smiled and winked at her, and left with only saying "You're most welcome". I think it's better if she just stays the hot girl at castle bank. This way, i don't have to find out she's a lesbian or just wants to be friends or has a 300lb football player boyfriend. Besides, if she really wants me, tomorrow she'll order another chocolate shake with a side of my phone number. BooYah!
It was a good day. I made $55 in deliverys alone, and for this guy, that is quite the help.
Anywho, i'm going to work out so i can fine tune this love machine of mine, then pick up my roomate from the train station, since his car didn't start this morning.
For those counting at home, that's strike 3 for winter. You are out my friend, you are fucking out.
as always,
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a highlight: "she'll order another chocolate shake with a side of my phone number"
awesome.
a mistake: "roomate"
you're missing an M.
BooYah!