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Spinning complacently in the darkness of one's own soul, the void which can only be known as...THE FRIEND ZONE!!!


The scene opens on an apartment door #608. Our hero JakeyPooh enters from the left

**Knock Knock Knock-knock Knock**

The door opens to reveal TheRedhead dressed in a naughty black top, having recently returned from a rock show

TheRedHead: "Hey you! Come on in"

The two enter the apartment into the livingroom filled with TheRedHead's friends, having visited from home to see afforementioned rock show

TheRedHead: "Hey everybody, this is JakeyPooh. He's my neighbor"

Our hero Jakeypooh contemplates the meaning of "Neighbor", and trys somehow to connect it to "Boytoy". He fails.

The Scene fades to black.

SCENE TWO

The scene opens on TheRedHead's friends leaving, and our hero Jakeypooh smiling and waving as the last of the group leaves. The door stands ajar.

TheRedHead: "So, you wanna go for a walk or something?"

JakeyPooh: "Sure, i'd love too"

The two close the door and take a short walk around the block, making small talk. When the two come back around to Apartment #608, TheRedHead stops our hero JakeyPooh

TheRedHead: "I gotta study. You have fun with your 10 hour shift of work tomorrow. If you get bored, you can call me or something"

JakeyPooh: "Fair enough, even though you know hanging out with me tonight would be more fun than studying.

TheRedHead: "Yea. Well, Goodnight"

TheRedHead leans in and hugs our hero JakeyPooh. When JakeyPooh turns his head to see if the kiss is gonna happen, TheRedHead releases the hug and goes into Apartment #608

TheRedHead: :"Bye".

Our Hero JakeyPooh recalls that this is now the third time in a row he's left with a "Bye", and not a kiss. His eyes go wide with shock...

The Scene Fades to Black

IS OUR HERO IMAGINING THINGS? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THEREDHEAD HAD JUST EATEN SHELLFISH AND DIDN'T WANT TO KISS? OR IS IT POSSIBLE THAT OUR HERO JAKEYPOOH HAS TAKEN ONE MORE STEP INTO...THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!!!!

Stay tuned for more heartwrenching, little amount of action on...THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!

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VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
adalynn:
**actually i take that back....I'M JEALOUS. why am i telling you to kiss other chicks.........**
tongue

[Edited on Apr 14, 2006 1:16PM]
Apr 14, 2006
adalynn:
love HAAPY EASTER love
Apr 16, 2006

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