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Monday Jan 02, 2006

Jan 2, 2006
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Alright then
Hows it goin' folks? I hope everyone had a safe and booberific holiday. I am back in Dekalb, and missing my macomb friends. those are some crazy fun people. I miss the Dag, Minimeaney. The way he used to crap on the floor and bite my hand and face...ahhh....the memories.

So Tomorrow i'm embarking on a cross country adventure. My step-grandmother moves to Arizona every winter, and i'm gonna drive her car down there...so it should be cool, cause i've never been to arizona. HOWEVER, i've recently had 2 back injurys in the span of 3 weeks, pulling a muscle and bruising my tailbone -so 26 hours in a car might not be the best thing for it....but oh well. I'm gonna have a good time.

If any sg members in Scottsdale wanna hook up....i won't have internet, and i leave tomorrow morning...so i really won't know until i get back. whatever

I hope everyone drives safe and whatnot if they are going anywhere, and try not to sideswipe any young men in old granny cars the next couple days, cause it'll prolly be me. I'll bet her stereo isn't gonna be prepared for the onslaught i'm gonna bring... eeek

So yea, i fly back saturday - so everybody have a good week. And don't get all pissy if i don't respond before then, or i might have to cut you off.

I'm kidding, i could never do that to you. I need the lovin' too bad.
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terrakotta:
uck. bruised tailbone and a long car ride.

Isn't this the grandmother who is trying to get you to impregnate women??? Is this some sort of trap?? If the seatbelt doesn't unfasten and a hoard of women jump out of the trunk and onto you, don't say I didn't warn you! tongue wink
Jan 4, 2006
messyjessy:
Hope you're having fun!
Jan 5, 2006

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