Star-bellied Sneetches.
There is an ad playing in Anchorage right now for a tattoo/piercing parlor that emphasizes the dullery of not being tattooed/pierced. "Why doesn't anyone remember me?" is the catch...'Be recognized for your individuality' is the tagline. A world full of star-bellied sneetches.
Why can't you just be happy that you're unique? Why must you follow everyone else? Twenty years from now as your holey flesh sags you'll be thinking to yourself "why did i have to get my 'fill-in stupid piercing location here' pierced?
There is an ad playing in Anchorage right now for a tattoo/piercing parlor that emphasizes the dullery of not being tattooed/pierced. "Why doesn't anyone remember me?" is the catch...'Be recognized for your individuality' is the tagline. A world full of star-bellied sneetches.
Why can't you just be happy that you're unique? Why must you follow everyone else? Twenty years from now as your holey flesh sags you'll be thinking to yourself "why did i have to get my 'fill-in stupid piercing location here' pierced?