jaguar1024

New car, I have another Jaguar to play with. I'll sit in my garage tonight tonight surrounded by my big cats and make them each purr for me.

My latest big cat is a 1991 XJS with 39,700 miles, Bronze in colour and fast enough to finally make my radar detector worthwhile.

I like me big cats more than I like girls I think.........................

I sit in my server room (office is being re-carpeted, fuck!) waiting for 4pm. Outside just yards waiting is 12 cylinders and four-thousand pounds of psychotic destructive steel.

The drive to Kegerator becoming an obsession in my daydreams as I push the DND button on my phone. My only solace in work is that it gives me money to buy big cats, and that I'm in charge................my TWO solaces in work are, I mean.

Need something to do until 4. Work? No, not that. Sit here and type? Maybe...........................maybe.