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Hey whats going on!? its smells like catfood and ass in here!
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yeknomyknuf:
Ha ha, ironic I just munched down on a claussen pickle. It was yummy biggrin
shesinparties:
will you apply the whiskey directly to my legs wink
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shesinparties:
are you talking about the horseradish sauce, cuz that shit rules.
yeknomyknuf:
Did you write that rap? Crazy shit. I don't know what the wall said about "E", now you've gotten me curious about it. Aiyee, arriba! May your week be full of tacos and burritos my dear kiss
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shesinparties:
i would not honor her uptight yuppie cunt with my dirty smelly work shoe.
shesinparties:
yeah, she treated her husband like shit too, i am sure she made him call and come to my restaurant to beg for his meal to be comped. of course, he tips like shit so i don't give a fuck about him. i hope he snaps and ass rapes her and chucks her out on the street.
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oh my god

i just vomitted inside my mouth.
shesinparties:
me too puke
bebe:
that was totally fucked up...the kids crying and screaming...I think I'll be dead by the time they come into power... puke
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How do you like living a in country like the US that is asleep at the wheel?
A country so distracted by technology like the media, realityTV, American Idol, blogs , youtube , IPODs ,etc that it cant see the US is a fucking empire. Where do you think your marketing information is going to ? lastfm , ebay, amazon, youtube, etc . It...
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shesinparties:
my guess is something green and leafy that makes you feel happy wink
shesinparties:
i just want the shrooms he had wink
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fuck youtube. some punk ass teenager came down my street and tried to push over a outdoor commode box (i firget the name of those things) . so i went out there to front because i dont want my street to smell like shit. he tried to throw and now i just got back from the police station after filling out paperwork. and im a...
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shesinparties:
i think her hairdo was the crux of their love, and it kept them together apparently........
ultracal130:
thanks dude more shit coming soon so dont be shy, keep beatin those little white boys in they ass. port o potty or port o johnny is what ive always heard them called. fuck yeah cheetos and halloween, ive gotten cheetos for halloween and i was all like damn nigga, but they werent flamin hot so i put their cat in their mailbox.
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im drunk. im bored. i think i'll cut my toenails tonight. for once.
as the nights grow colder, my frustrations of a convoluted SG site grows. . i need to quit and quit saying i will and dont. but its the titties and ass. i cant help but to stay. i see an ass on a bad girl i give in like a weebley bitch...
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shesinparties:
i am trying to be drunk, but fucking tired. please address those pubes.
bebe:
lol! i am ALL hardwood floors, baby...no carpet! i haven't cut my toenails in years! what does that mean? they're short and everything...is something wrong with me? confused
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monroe:
I love those posters.

Celery is gross. Hating is good. And that's the word.
yeknomyknuf:
You rock me wink
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Hi, I'm an ass and proud to show it! i'll be accepting marriage proposals via email . thank you!


and why do i have to always click 'show smilies and inserts?' ...it should be a default.