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shesinparties:
Jack Russell's are bad ass dogs, they are just now being accepted? weird........
shesinparties:
i probably should, gotta stay true to my irish heritage.
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i may worship Satan and i may kill and eat live sacrificial goats in man's darkest domain (which is Lost Pines near Bastrop , TX..technically ) . However, i hate sick fucks who pray on kids. I was watchin MSNBC To Catch a Predator series. OOohh. to watch these low life maggot fucks get caught and start crying once the cops have the pinned down...
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jaggy:
holy hell, i needed to take a chll pill up in here. does anyone know how to do masonry? shit, i cant. i can't even build a gingerbread house i did for a kids christmas/birthday party.
you see, im not a bad fucko afterall.
monroe:
I know! My life as I know it will be over!

To Catch a Predator is fucking creepy as hell. All these dudes who seem so...normal. And so many of them!
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im back from chicago. holy hell. what kind of place is the north part of this country with ice and snow and the coldest wind i have ever felt. i was thinking i'd get back to 'corona n tequila' weather here in texas , but to my surprise, its more of the same wintery shit.

and i was a naughty nasty filthy little piggy over...
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shesinparties:
i just ate some spicy as fuck soup to warm me up, i will be feeling that later eeek
bebe:
well, hello there! kiss
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bitchez, im about to go out of town on a bidnez trip . on the other end there are some crazy mofo's . so i gotta bad feeling im gonna be a bad lil jaggy.

haha. tonight some cute little college blonde bimbette was trying to make some money for her "collegiate volleyball team" ..whatever the fuck that means. the minimum was $120. FUCK NO....
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shesinparties:
oh, i pictured it just how you did. wink
yeknomyknuf:
The elusive spoon has been bookmarked. Thanks for the link kiss
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todays heart warming moment:

me: "no , it would help if you shut the fuck up. you know brian, i wasnt talking to you. go home and fuck a melon."

Hahaha...my brother in law asked for it.

Well, I'm quiting my chef job. I'm not makng enough money. I'm going to be a self-employed contractor in software development and support. I can make an assload...
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shesinparties:
you were/are a chef? where?
shesinparties:
fuck yeah, camels rock. wink
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my video to a song i call primatene

its filmed with a tiny spy camera. i walk around the house filming shit then make music out of it. only crazies do that shit.
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anthea:
thanks for commenting my set biggrin
shesinparties:
yeah, with moms you are pretty much damned if you do, damned if you don't, i will never figure my mom out surreal
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shesinparties:
have fun tomorrow when the fam shows up at the ass crack of dawn without being invited wink
shesinparties:
aw, poor mom. i get to go out to my liberal ass, cool as fuck aunt's house in Lago Vista and get all liquored up. my mom is not coming til sunday. i am going to play dumb and ask her how the elections came out. that could very well make her leave early. i always tell her to park her car with her "W" stickers far from my house tongue
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shesinparties:
yeah, fuck boys in their butts!!! dude, i so wish i wasn't voilently allergic to weed........
shesinparties:
fuck tha po-po eeek
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bebe:
lol! there is something drawing me to him...something about those flared gargantuan nostrils....
females don't have prostates, so I should be in the clear, right? Probably just another miscarriage or something. I am saving the fetuses and injecting their blood into my wrinkles so I can look young FOREVER! Bwahahahha!
monroe:
Hmmm...he's very TAN. And that big gun...I think he's gay.

And yeah I really hope he never gets shipped off but I have a feeling that's highly unlikely puke
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After my toothpaste ecstacy and vision of Her Lady of the Elusive Spoon, I decided to write this.

So my boss is the big blogger fuck. He's always reading blogs . "I read in Karl Rove's blog that.." and "Rush said on his blog.." Blog fuckin blog. He knew our third quarter results before anyone, because he read on the CEO's goddamned buttfucking blog....
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shesinparties:
i was thinking about another kind of pie actually eeek
monroe:
I love that movie! Elvis is my dude.

I liked your joke, I dunno what your boss's problem is. Maybe he's mad the Dems kicked ass last week.