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the ability to see through different eyes

the cinematic and enigmatic mystery coil unwinds
behold, the goofy attempt of looking evil and red like the devil.

dont look at my picture too long. i will possess you like a psi-optic demon. i will then see what you see .

i miss my old house. i left it for good last night. i feel that it...
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huzzah. today is a new day.
i moved to south austin. im living out of boxes and on fast food. puke
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i wonder why the guy who invented the Enchirito didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize ? ok, i keed.

i put some of my "music" on isound.com.
i like to share it, i dont care about $.
putting my shit on isound is cool, but i feel like The Jerk when he finally got his name in the phonebook for the first time. and...
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monroe:
I hate Taco Bell. puke
monroe:
You love the super hot gay man action. Don't lie.
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yeknomyknuf:
Sounds like you're trippin already wink
Thanks for the explanation, if she was high, her restaurant is ok with me.
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yeknomyknuf:
Damn, now you've got my pothead ass drooling for some mothafuckin ice cream tongue That's weird there's an Iron Chef restaurant in Texas. The original show would never run out of ideas man, they're off the map with creativity blush
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Al Green's "I Wish You Were Here"
love love love love love

so my girl didnt tell me happy birthday today, she should know because she's known me since fo-evah. . its a sixteen-candles dillemma, i tell ya. everyone called to tell me - my 'rents, my dogs, all my hookers, and grandma rosa.

update:
1:40pm , email from woman, " happy birthday baby! "
2:15pm, a call with a...
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monroe:
Ha! Your family sounds like fun. Crucifixion and lack of frappuccinos are pretty close, you're right. Actually....frappuccinos are pretty gay. Hmmm.....

Sike.

Gather your thoughts.
solaris:
i've been called worse things than a weirdo-magnet, i guess. haha.
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im done with my story "el bosque del demonio" for my writing class. it was longer than most other stories that were turned in. i think it was too long. sortalike my journal here.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

so i left off where raquel draws the creepy picture she saw that was drawn by the chain smoker lady in the breakroom. it looked a demonic...
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shellymc:
Meg was pretty big in the 80's when Jennifer was still struggling to get into films.
then she went incognito.
The brain may be small... but it looks pretty realistic.
tuli:
Sounds like my grandma. smile
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monroe:
You sound like RuPaul. What's with the gay lately?

Cilantro? Black Beans? Beer? You should probably come to Pittsburgh and open your own restaurant and/or be my personal chef. Kthnx.
jaggy:
Cleo McDowell: Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
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shellymc:
I like it!
creepy...
but no, i didn't click on that link as i fell for that a couple months back and it scared the shit out of me! biggrin

finish the story!
monroe:
HA you didn't get me! My dad sent that to me before! Although that time I jumped about 90 feet into the air. It was pretty incredible.