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Thursday Feb 01, 2007

Feb 1, 2007
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if you only knew the story behind this crime scene :

In a frozen sandboat a monkey lies face down and dead. Alongside is his best friend is Ducky, also dead. and the horror of it all makes me sick. but the sadness of it breaks my heart .



adventure#121.12x:
i went to pei wei's today for lunch. there's a wait girl there with hips like cinderella and cleopatra eyes. now im just dipping, looking, savoring the visage which i can only do , cuz im a good man. she looks at me a couple times, and catches me looking at her. i think she gave me the pillow talk eyes. she came by and filled my water, and she asked "why are you looking at me so much?" And I replied , "Cuz you're nice." . Then she said , "Nice??" . And then i just said first thing that came to my mind which was, "Nice everything, <TOO GROSS TO REVEAL>." Then my mind blew up, "OOOOOOOH my god! I can't believe I said that! Holy fucking Christ in the Heavens of murgatroid!!! "
Then I laughed and then she busted out laughing, .but her's had vomit in it and hit my face.


VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
shesinparties:
yeah, no thanks on the bamboo shank. have you seen the movie Irreversible? guaranteed to make your lady puke, you should check it out.
Feb 8, 2007
shesinparties:
yeah, it is one movie i will never watch again. butt rape scene nearly made me heave puke
Feb 9, 2007

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